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Old 24-07-06, 12:06 PM   #61
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Old 24-07-06, 12:12 PM   #62
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Old 24-07-06, 12:14 PM   #63
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At some time the pressure will get too great and the cork and everything behind it will be released at high velocity - Very unpleasant for any biker.
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Old 24-07-06, 12:18 PM   #64
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That sounds like an experiment for brainiac.
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Old 24-07-06, 12:18 PM   #65
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Mogs...Yeah, if that happened you wouldn't need to worry about your observation skills! :P :P
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Old 24-07-06, 01:03 PM   #66
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I can tell you now many horses would not be tolerant of a "nappy" contraption hangin from their @rse
You can train a horse to wear a saddle, bridle, shoes and human - a nappy should be easy. It could be introduced over a period of time like anything else?

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and before you suggest the rider gets off regularly to empty it - it is impossible and would be very dangerous to try to hold your horse and go to the back at the same time and as Ive said before out on a road you are more in control when sitting on the animal
I am pretty sure someone would be able to make a version that has a quick release fitting on it. Imagine that - you would just ride up to a horse stop and pull the string to empty - no need to get down or anything.

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All of the above would be far more dangerous for bikers than it would to AVOID HAZZARD IN THE FIRST PLACE just as you would look for cats, dogs, pedestrians, road kill, or would you like to ban them from the roads too?

Oh yeah and - just exactly how much of a problem is horse sh*t when you are out on your rides? at least you can see it unlike other hazzards such as deisel, gravel etc. and if you cant see it then you shouldnt be riding cos your eyesight probably isnt very good
Hores sh*t is as much of a problem as a brick in the middle of the road. I can see this just fine too - but its still a problem and I wouldnt like to be the first over it
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Old 24-07-06, 01:39 PM   #67
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I can tell you now many horses would not be tolerant of a "nappy" contraption hangin from their @rse
You can train a horse to wear a saddle, bridle, shoes and human - a nappy should be easy. It could be introduced over a period of time like anything else?

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Originally Posted by mumstoy
and before you suggest the rider gets off regularly to empty it - it is impossible and would be very dangerous to try to hold your horse and go to the back at the same time and as Ive said before out on a road you are more in control when sitting on the animal
I am pretty sure someone would be able to make a version that has a quick release fitting on it. Imagine that - you would just ride up to a horse stop and pull the string to empty - no need to get down or anything.

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Originally Posted by mumstoy
All of the above would be far more dangerous for bikers than it would to AVOID HAZZARD IN THE FIRST PLACE just as you would look for cats, dogs, pedestrians, road kill, or would you like to ban them from the roads too?

Oh yeah and - just exactly how much of a problem is horse sh*t when you are out on your rides? at least you can see it unlike other hazzards such as deisel, gravel etc. and if you cant see it then you shouldnt be riding cos your eyesight probably isnt very good
Hores sh*t is as much of a problem as a brick in the middle of the road. I can see this just fine too - but its still a problem and I wouldnt like to be the first over it
Right thats it - I give up!!
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Old 24-07-06, 03:40 PM   #68
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Hores sh*t is as much of a problem as a brick in the middle of the road. I can see this just fine too - but its still a problem and I wouldnt like to be the first over it
Nah...Hit a brick and you're in real trouble, hit a horse flop and unless you'er braking hard or leaned over, it's basically irrelevant. It doesn't just need for you to fail to see it, it also needs for it to be in exactly the wrogn place at the wrong time.
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Old 24-07-06, 03:53 PM   #69
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Hores sh*t is as much of a problem as a brick in the middle of the road. I can see this just fine too - but its still a problem and I wouldnt like to be the first over it
Nah...Hit a brick and you're in real trouble,
Yup. And I have the bent front wheel and knackered rad to prove it.
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Old 24-07-06, 04:09 PM   #70
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while we are on the subject of the horse. me and me pregnant wife was out walking in a field on a public path, all of a sudden, a herd of i think wild pony's started to walk towards us from at least one hundred meters away. i did notice there were 2 young ones in the group, so i asked my wife to track back the way we came while i stood there diverting those pony's attention. The first to reach me was a female pony, and wasn't at all friendly, nudging me along. At the same time, i noticed the head of the herd (well, looks noticibaly bigger) flanked me from the back and was heading staight towards me. By that stage, all the plan of making a great big noise and scare them away was totally outa of the window, so I found a suitable gap and legged it. With them chasing after me… my question is, surely that’s not right… and what’s the best way to chase away the ponies, horses or a herd of cows??
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