Fallout's New Model Britain!

[Fallout]

There was one female cyclist on the pavement with super short shorts, and was definitely over the age of 17. I was expecting a honk from the transport minister, but he was obviously distracted. Mind you, since she was on the pavement, she probably will be exploiting a loophole that Nathan is happy to leave open for the time being, seeing as he never walks anywhere.

Btw, in typical Berlusconi style, my job will mainly be to point and laugh and make the occasional sexist comment, while prioritizing my own embezzlement and sex scandals above any real policy. I'll leave the resculpting up to you lot, so long as we can include some sort of zombie apocalypse preparation.

[DJ123]

Minister for Road Safety declares the following;

1) All kerbs to be changed to red and white race kerbs
2) All lamposts and other road furniture to be removed. They are to be attached to the side of buildings instead
3) All road surfaces to be race track smooth asphalt
4) Minimum speed cameras/combined mini guns to be introduced. Travelling at less than 95% of the limit=rapid firing
5) Lap timers to be introduced on the best roads

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by Fallout

There was one female cyclist on the pavement with super short shorts, and was definitely over the age of 17.

Assuming this is the girl on the pavement who was off her bike between petersfiels and harting then she was about 14 tops. Unsustainable behavior -1 credit for Fallout. +1 credit for everyone else for showing motorcyclist in a good light while riding past impressionable young girls.

Yours sincerely
Minister of sustainability

[DJ123]

Originally Posted by Fallout

There was one female cyclist on the pavement with super short shorts, and was definitely over the age of 17. I was expecting a honk from the transport minister, but he was obviously distracted.

Fallout=The defendant

Originally Posted by Mark_h

Assuming this is the girl on the pavement who was off her bike between petersfiels and harting then she was about 14 tops. Unsustainable behavior -1 credit for Fallout. +1 credit for everyone else for showing motorcyclist in a good light while riding past impressionable young girls.

Yours sincerely
Minister of sustainability

Mark=The prosecution

[Fallout]

Dear Minister of Sustainability,

I didn't realise you were so familiar with the girl, such as to know her age! I think perhaps we need a Chief Lord Justice to keep an eye on you!

- Presseeeient Fallowwwt (That's how Italians say it)

[DJ123]

You make something italian by adding an i or an o to the end of it

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by daddyjob

Fallout=The defendant

Mark=The prosecution

Daddyjob, Unfortunately you've misunderstood the underlying theme of the new model. There is no defence. Sustainability Ministers decision is final and binding.

-1 credit for Daddyjob for being a woolley liberal

Spank, as minister for administrative affairs I assume you are setting up a committee to evaluate options for keeping track of the credits If not then it's -10 for you and your team which should be enough to get you straight to the PUB!

Originally Posted by daddyjob

You make something italian by adding an i or an o to the end of it

Depends if it's plural or not.


I think I should be education minister.

First order of business will be corporal punishment for there, They're, their transgressions.

[DJ123]

Fallout is the Presidente, therefore he would win anyway. You maybe sent to the dungeons for punishment by said underage girl

That's Spanish!