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25-07-06, 08:01 AM | #1 |
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Attempted to stop a burglar and ended up scaring my flatmate
Woke up at stupid o'clock last night - the outside security light was on & there were muffled sounds from the direction of my bike on the front drive. As I was pretty much still in the land of nod, I ignored it until I heard what sounded like bolt cutters on my chain & padlock.
Being a bit of a wimp, I jumped out of bed to find my camera, figuring that if I took a photo of the bike thieving scum, they would run away & I wouldn't have to confront them. As it was really dark I couldn't find my camera but I found my camera phone. Unfortunately as it's new I've barely figured out how to use it, let alone use the camera - asking the thieves to stand still for a second whilst I take a blurry picture was not an option. Confrontation it is then. Found a pair of trousers. Urban combats. Decided against a t-shirt as theat would have taken too much time. Figured that I needed to scar the thieving scum away so I reached for my samurai sword & slowly crept to the front door of my house. Apparently, I look a bit like Edward Norton in American History X (but without the tattoo or the atitude) so I was hoping that this would be enough to scar the thieves off. I quietly unlocked the front door & with the sword still in the scabbard (I only wanted to scar the thieving scum) I jumped out at them..... ....and fell into Anne. My drunken flat mate. Oops. Scared her to death with my Kato-from Pink Panther samurai sword antics. Anne's a journalist. She regularily goes out for the odd half after work with contacts that want favourable coverage. I guess this contact had dire need of good publicity as Anne was wrecked. The noises had been Anne fumbling about in the dark & the sound tha I thought was a pair of bolt cutters was her iPod falling onto the ground in a zillion pieces. And to cap it off she thought I was dressed like Rommel becasuse I was annoyed that she was making lots of noise! Bargain. She apologised. At least my bike was safe. |
25-07-06, 08:06 AM | #2 |
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Blimey, That was lucky!
I'd of hit first and asked questions later! |
25-07-06, 08:20 AM | #3 |
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Wow
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25-07-06, 08:31 AM | #4 |
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Your kung fu is strong sensi!!
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25-07-06, 08:35 AM | #5 |
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Excellent
A work colleague of mine once done the same, but went running out the fornt door to find a policeman (Hard job i know) She found one, and came running back saying that someone was in her house...There was, her housemate, who had got back from holiday early!! Oh, how we laughed |
25-07-06, 08:37 AM | #6 |
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25-07-06, 09:11 AM | #7 |
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Don't give the punchline away in the headline!
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25-07-06, 12:48 PM | #8 |
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Anne has just told me off....I hereby submit the revised ending:
....and fell into Anne. My drunken flat mate. Oops. Bored her to death with my Kato-from Pink Panther samurai sword antics. Being a journalist. She regularily goes out for the odd half after work with contacts that want favourable coverage. I guess this contact had dire need of good publicity as Anne was bored ****less. The noises had been Anne fumbling about in the dark & the sound tha I thought was a pair of bolt cutters was her iPod falling onto the ground in one piece. I apologise for any offence I may have caused her in the hope that when I go home tonight there wil still be sausages in the fridge for me to eat. Far be ti from me to accuse a journalist of being completely off her trolley some time around 1am! ;o) |
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