Fart Football joke - via e-mail!

Originally Posted by E-mail

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillows when the old man farts and says, "One nil."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, Goal - 1-1".

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,"Penalty- 2-1."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty - 2-2."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,"Free Kick - Goal, 3-2."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he craps in the bed.

The wife says, What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, change sides"

Made me smile anyway

It's a bloody cracker! :P

Cloggsy that reminds me of an old boy I walked with way back when! He cam to work one day looking very sheepish and not quite himself. I pulled him to one side and asked him what was wrong.

"Really embarassing" he said. "Last night I crapped the bed."

"Bloody hell!" I said a little shocked, "so what did you do,did you get up and clean things up?"

"Nah, he said..."I just kicked it around until I lost it!" :P

[Stingo]

sheer class

I heard it for American football, touchdown, extra point conversion, field goal and the same result for half time. :P