German Motoring Phrases

Got sent this... apologies if it's already been posted somewhere...

1. Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken = Signal Indicators

2. Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen = Auto Hood ( Bonnet)

3. Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust

4. Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken = Clutch

5. Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture

6. Der ****ten mit Elplatz = Learner driver

7. Das Bagsaroomfurshagginkin = Estate car

8. Der Flippenflappenschitspreader = Windshield wipers

9. Der Klunkenklinkenfrauleinstrappen = Seat belt

10. Das Buch fur Aresewipen = Highway code

11. Die Dippenuntdazzel Eiblinden = Headlights

12. Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist

13. Der Fukkengratentrucken = Truck

14. Der Bananwaltzen = Skid

15. Dast Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near accident

16. Das WindMuhlPuscher Schlipper - fan belt.

17. Das Kostlijus Fur Getting der Mucken offen der handz - petrol


18. Das stupidkowmitsinglekinder = SUV (on school run)

19. Das Piepenowerdiestieringviel - any Rover driven by over-65s.

20. Der Flattibitonzepuffenpuffentracken - Level Crossing

Your German spelling is second to none!

Goddamn it... I'm trying to learn German at the moment...

... I'm never going to get some of those out of my head now!

(Espescially 'The Banana Waltz')

Feck, new keyboard and monitor for me, second time today. And my boss is giving me the funny looks again.

Originally Posted by Filipe M.

Feck, new keyboard and monitor for me, second time today. And my boss is giving me the funny looks again.

Maybe he likes you...

I havent seen them in years, cheers for posting, lol

What about der Sitzencrotschenskratschenbloten? - The itchy seat.

5. Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture
Funny, I said something similar when i got a puncture last night....

Originally Posted by helen

Your German spelling is second to none!

Originally Posted by viney once upon a time in another thread

Blimey, it must be serious if it's brought Helen out...