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Old 27-08-12, 07:53 AM   #31
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Fallout +1 for helping out mate in need
Fallout -1 for antagonising BMW and ranger rover drivers who already represent unsustainable motoring behavior
Hang on! I don't remember antagonising any BMW or range rover drivers, either on the road, nor with my policy. And I certainly go to great lengths to avoid helping people!

You're more corrupt than me. I think this government may just work.
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Old 27-08-12, 08:10 AM   #32
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Hang on! I don't remember antagonising any BMW or range rover drivers, either on the road, nor with my policy. And I certainly go to great lengths to avoid helping people!

You're more corrupt than me. I think this government may just work.
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-1 markh for lack of attention to detail and accusing fallout of Altruism
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Old 27-08-12, 08:35 AM   #33
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I don't think you get this politics thing Mark.
Error 1: You've admitted fault
Error 2: You corrected yourself

What you're really supposed to do is waffle on about something completely unrelated to draw attention away from said issue. If that doesn't work, deny everything until the very end, and then when we finally have undeniable proof, resign and collect a huge pension.
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Old 27-08-12, 08:48 AM   #34
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I don't think you get this politics thing Mark.
Error 1: You've admitted fault
Error 2: You corrected yourself

What you're really supposed to do is waffle on about something completely unrelated to draw attention away from said issue. If that doesn't work, deny everything until the very end, and then when we finally have undeniable proof, resign and collect a huge pension.
Oh the naivety of youth. Put your hands up to a minor error and people believe you are fundimentally honest. Then when you are caught out doing something more substantial public opinion is in your side. It's an investment!
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Old 27-08-12, 09:00 AM   #35
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The man has a point! Corruption rating restored.
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Old 27-08-12, 09:18 AM   #36
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what about expenses ect? you need to be able to claim for that extension on your holiday villa Duba, and seeing as im joe sun reading public i will be whining and moaning the my benefits aren't enough to take me on a third holiday this year to Majorca and that i can only afford the basic sky package
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Old 27-08-12, 09:19 AM   #37
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Only if you complain about every decision taken that you couldn't be arsed to vote on.
i can do that
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Old 27-08-12, 09:59 AM   #38
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whats this voting malarky thing you keep banging on about.I always thought that currant politicians were born with an automatic right to "jobs for the boys" and funny handshake things
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Old 27-08-12, 10:41 AM   #39
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whats this voting malarky thing you keep banging on about.I always thought that currant politicians were born with an automatic right to "jobs for the boys" and funny handshake things
Votes are counted behind closed doors by incumbent... simples....

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what about expenses ect? you need to be able to claim for that extension on your holiday villa Duba, and seeing as im joe sun reading public i will be whining and moaning the my benefits aren't enough to take me on a third holiday this year to Majorca and that i can only afford the basic sky package
Not my remit to comment officially, but from a sustainability perspective I see performance/behaviour related benefits.
- If your TV covers more wall-space than your book case (for clarity books count. DVDs, X-box games or VHS in fake classic book covers don't count) then benefits cut.
- If you can afford to smoke you are receiving too much benefit. Cut
- If you are more obese than me (I am now threshold benchmark) you can clearly afford too many pies so benefit cut and half the remaining benefit paid in fruit and veg
- Expenses for party members have to be deemed sustainable. Not sure who is responsible for that ..... oh hang on a minute that's me ....... There may be a delay in receiving expenses judgement as I do have to visit my off-shore duck houses from time to time to ensure they are correctly anchored in the moat.


Oh and +2 credits for Widepants. 1 for excellent comment ref "Why?" w.r.t folks repeating stuff they don't understand in an attempt to appear useful and 1 for volunteering to be the ring-leader of the angry mob who, with some Sun headline manipulation, can be duped into doing our dirtywork around discrediting those we can not officially be seen as sending to the PUB. Keep up the good work and there could be a knighthood in this for you Sir Wide.

@Spank, Still waiting for an initial report from admin ref credit tracking as there does seem to be quite a lot of activity.
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Old 27-08-12, 11:22 AM   #40
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Can I be Minister for Cakes and Corruption please?

And can whoever gets to be Ministerfor Sport please bring in a law that says that the only people allowed to wear lycra are fit athletic blokes, not all those chavvy fat birds clogging up the biscuit aisles in Asda's Chelmsford store.
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