Fallout's New Model Britain!

[Fallout]

@Mark - All motions passed!!

Clare, you are fighting a losing battle. Look at the power of my party. Nobody will get behind you and your wishy washy policies. You would be better off joining our party as Minister of Female Remoulding. As the only female you'd also be required to be my secretary. I do hope you like cigars.

[Wideboy]

Plus we will have Apache gunships. Nothings more awesome than that!

Dear Prime Minister,

Why is the Minister for Cakes trying to establish (and failing) a rival party, this is intolerable and I move that the Minister for Cakes is made an example of, if you so desire I could organise some transport from Essex to Siberia (got a great deal from the Russians with regard to slave labour, every person we send, they pay for 2), although this will mean we will need a new Minister for Cakes. Unless this rebellion is swiftly dealt with, the repercussions for the New Model Britain could be disastrous!

Yours Faithfully,

Transport Minister.

[Mark_h]

Rebellion in hand <ground forces> Although sending a large hairy pussy to Essex may be a bit coals to Newcastleish

You'll see from previous post that major exits have been secured so just need to give tiddles a chance to eat the rebels.

[Littlepeahead]

Originally Posted by Fallout

@Mark - All motions passed!!

Clare, you are fighting a losing battle. Look at the power of my party. Nobody will get behind you and your wishy washy policies. You would be better off joining our party as Minister of Female Remoulding. As the only female you'd also be required to be my secretary. I do hope you like cigars.

Secretary? I'd be rubbish, I don't do shorthand, can't walk in a pencil skirt and high heels and make rubbish tea. Unless you were looking for a PA with other skills?

[Fallout]

Look Clare; the hounds are at your door, clawing at you, demanding an example be made. I see only one course of action for you: disband your non-existent rebel uprising, agree to end the coup, and bake some fekkin cakes.

Yes, standard PA skills plus benefits will be accepted. Do you welcome your position of Minister of Cakes, or do we continue implementing Nathan's and Mark's measures?

-El Presidino

[Mark_h]

+1 credit for spank for comment on post #14 ref FART. but -2 credit for waste of good tea when I actually sprayed half of it over my keyboard. Consider moving humour portfolio over to the Spankster.

[DJ123]

Originally Posted by Littlepeahead

So in setting up my rival party I have come up with the following policies:

• At gigs there will be a height graduation system so the smallest people go to the front and the tallest at the back so everyone gets a good view. Yes
• Guidelines will state that everyone should eat at least 5 pieces of cake a day, fruit is optional and should only be consumed once fermented into an alcoholic liquid. Yes
• Women's leggings and bikinis will only be sold up to a maximum size 12. If you can't fit into that size you aren't allowed to wear it. Woohoo!
• Beer will be subsidised and museli will be taxed heavily. Yes
• Special holding bays will be created for women with PMT so they cannot cause harm or offence to themselves or others. Why not simply remove the womb from the ugly ones also, to prevent them breeding
• The rain forests will be saved by the banning the printing of all instruction booklets thus reducing the need to use paper. What's an instruction booklet?
• Anyone called Simon will be locked up until they can behave themselves. Anyone with orange wheels

Mr President, i think some of these are worth implementing

Dear Prime Minister,

It has come to my attention that the Minister for Road Safety has a soft spot for the rebellion, I cant say I'm against any rebel policy as such, but the fact they wish to break away from the New Model Britain deserves to be dealt with swiftly, I can organise some transport to remove the Minister for Cakes and the Minister for Road Safety from these isles and take them both to Siberia.
That is of course if this meets with the Fuhrers approval.

Yours Faithfully,

Transport Minister.

[DJ123]

Transport Minister, do you disagree with any of the above policies?