Fallout's New Model Britain!

Originally Posted by daddyjob

I have found said local pub, however i fear it will be full of locals and we will be outcast. There is a Spar next door where we can stock up on cans.
I think we need campsite activities-swingball, frisbee, Cricket and other such fun

Drink while you think, pink elephants and fuzzy duck will provide much merriment and hilarity!

[Wideboy]

Something for the minister of transport to consider.......

If you get into lane to leave the motorway after the half mile marker then you are to have you numberplate put on a database to be pulled over ASAP and given the options of either being banned from the road for 5 years or have a sledge hammer put to your little finger (their decision), failure to comply will result in being forcibly removed from existence via laser guided rocket. If you're an audi driver your airbag will be removed on purchase of the car and replaced with a shotgun, you have no warning or options and if you do it its instant death.

Push bike riders who want to ride on the road must have insurance and wear a fluorescent bib with writing on the back saying "I'm straight but secretly I admire the male physique and love not being first in a race you I can look at man a55" failure to comply will result in instant 50. Cal to the head. Cyclists that ignore cycle lanes and still ride on the road should be rammed.

[Fallout]

I second those policies, although bike riders should be allowed to exit motorways at the last minute, cutting across all lanes on full throttle.

[Wideboy]

Yes, I also propose cars are to be banned from the roads at weekends and all new riders are banned from weekends also.... this will stop people doing their test just to get around the new law

[dizzyblonde]

You need an agriculture secretary. Someone who can really find a use for Harley Davidson's. I could do with a few tractors to plough my allotment

[Fallout]

Are you offering Dizz?

[dizzyblonde]

Yes.
But only if I get to whip fat hairy blokes with my red riding crop, hard on the ass. Punishment for wearing Assless chaps and riding tractors!

Actually they'd like it, make em work harder for their reward

[dirtydog]

So what position in the new government do I get then?

[Fallout]

Everyone say 'Aye' if they agree Dizz for Secretary of Agriculture.

Dawwwg, you need to suggest a position for yourself. It must come from the heart.

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by Fallout

Everyone say 'Aye' if they agree Dizz for Secretary of Agriculture. .

Hmmmm. Need to contain the growth of cabinet. Agriculture should be part of MAFFABB (Ministry of Agriculture, Fishary, Foods and Bacon Butties) which leaves us in a slight dillema.

Ministry of cakes should really be an office within MAFFABB to ensure sustainability across all food-stuffs rather than singling out cakes.

I also note that the other 50% of our lady members are technically incumbent in the role. I propose paddling pool, jelly, baying mob and survival of the slipperyest.

Originally Posted by Fallout

Dawwwg, you need to suggest a position for yourself. It must come from the heart.

DD. suggest you review all GM posts for last month to see where we are deficient. however ...
XCA -1 Credit Dirtydog for not moderating some of the less sustainable threads recently

XCA -10 Credit Dirtyddog (suspended) to be invoked if any posts from Ministry of sustainability are moderated leading to immediate move to the PUB and reversal of actions... can you see what I've done there... smart eh!