Fallout's New Model Britain!

[Wideboy]

I'm liking those policies and fallouts cottaging will go unnoticed

[widepants]

Originally Posted by dirtydog

You're part of the government it will be swept under the carpet

thats an in from me , as long as I can legally moon all traffic nazis that wont tow the party line

[Fallout]

So long as it does go unnoticed and any playground visits show me in a good light, I say aye to all policies.

Transport Ministers 4th policy amendment;

Not so much no speed limit, just get rid of 30 and below, 40 for built up areas, extremely loud exhausts for everyone to let the kiddies know to stay off the road, national speed limit set to 120 with a minimum speed of 90 on dual carriageways and motorways, punishable by death to all those Sunday drivers!
And bus lanes resurfaced and re-named racing lanes, and all forms of mass transit to be melted down and recycled into after market bits and bobs, train tracks to be removed and tarmacked for use by bikes only, all HGV's banned from minor roads!

The train track thing is aimed at those like me who relish the opportunity to max out your bike from time to time, most of you lot have seen me try and corners keep getting in the way!

One train and one track shall be kept (location to be confirmed) so any fat person wearing Lycra can be tied to the back and be made to run or be dragged behind it! If there is any doubt as to whether someone is fat, please see the Minister for Sustainability as he is the threshold from which to be judged, as and when we find a Minister for Sport I will consult them and amend my policy accordingly!

All cyclists over 17 will be rounded up and brought to Guildford, where they will be sealed in the Spectrum for safe keeping, they will have facilities to keep fit and in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse will be used as bait to facilitate our escape!

If you get into lane to leave the motorway after the half mile marker then you are to have you numberplate put on a database to be pulled over ASAP and given the options of either being banned from the road for 5 years or have a sledge hammer put to your little finger (their decision), failure to comply will result in being forcibly removed from existence via laser guided rocket, although bikers should be allowed to exit motorways at the last minute, cutting across all lanes on full throttle.. If you're an audi driver your airbag will be removed on purchase of the car and replaced with a shotgun, you have no warning or options and if you do it its instant death.

I also propose cars are to be banned from the roads at weekends.

[Wideboy]

here here!

To the Cabinet;

As you may be aware the automotive situation in the West Country is pretty dire, so in an attempt to remedy this and spread the word for the New Model Britain, my self, the Road Safety Minister, the Minister for Roadside Recovery and Tractor Tom, are embarking on a campaign to "press the flesh" of the local inhabitants and hopefully convert them from tractor driving yokels, into hardcore bikers!

Will be posting our report upon our return on Sunday!

Yours Faithfully,

Transport Minister.

[DJ123]

Personally, i think we should test their roads. If deemed great for bikers, i vote that the GM area is expanded and we claim the area/roads as our own.

[Mark_h]

I assume that as Tractor Tom is too young to vote he must be the Intern. Tom, If Daddyjob starts leering at you while holding a Cigar, try Mooing.

Good luck educating the bumpkins. Maybe the MAFFABB will draft some policy documentation that will excite the locals.

Motion Seconded!

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by daddyjob

Personally, i think we should test their roads. If deemed great for bikers, i vote that the GM area is expanded and we claim the area/roads as our own.

As a general rule North/South roads are better than East/West and much quieter too