Fallout's New Model Britain!

[DJ123]

The problem with the roads in the north, is northerners With the new weekend sanctions in place the roads should be quiet everywhere.

[widepants]

Originally Posted by daddyjob

Personally, i think we should test their roads. If deemed great for bikers, i vote that the GM area is expanded and we claim the area/roads as our own.

oi , anymore of that talk and you'll be looking at a coup

[Tomor]

I would like to put myself forward for the position of Agricultural Minister. I believe i have the necessary skills and the recent experience to fulfil my role adequately.

Thanks

Tractor Tom

[Fallout]

+1. He knows how to drive slow and **** off everyone behind him.

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by Tomor

I would like to put myself forward for the position of Agricultural Minister. I believe i have the necessary skills and the recent experience to fulfil my role adequately.

Thanks

Tractor Tom

3 way competition paddling pool, jelly, baying mob etc. Agriculture is a function of the MAFFABB. Is Tom old enough to partake in the selection process?

[Mark_h]

Originally Posted by daddyjob

The problem with the roads in the north, is northerners With the new weekend sanctions in place the roads should be quiet everywhere.

I'm talking Cornish Peninsular rather than nationally.

Originally Posted by Tomor

I would like to put myself forward for the position of Agricultural Minister. I believe i have the necessary skills and the recent experience to fulfil my role adequately.

Thanks

Tractor Tom

+2

To the Cabinet,

After the official visit to the West Country by myself, the Road Safety Minister, the Minister for Roadside Recovery and Tractor Tom, it has been found that we are missing a real treat!
To that end we have decided that the County currently called Cornwall shall be annexed and re-named Guildford West, this is because we feel the awesomeness of the B-roads in that region are being wasted on the Yokels and should therefore be for the soul use of the New Model Britain administration!
The only way to ensure we don't get disturbed whilst swooping round the B-road awesomeness, is to remove all the Cider swilling cousin lovers and have them also sent to the spectrum with the cyclists to aid the evacuation effort in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse!

That is of course not including Granddad as I'm led to believe he lives in Guildford West, and he will not be moved as long as he doesn't drive on Sundays!

Yours Faithfully,

The Minister for Transport.

Urgent Memo! Calling Mr Prime President.

I am in Cornwall conducting Sex research.

I believe Newquay has been affected by an epidemic of camel toes and leggings.

Who is the health minister, who do I inform?

Urgent!!

[Fallout]

@TIB - I think you may have to deal with this one yourself. If you could just clean it up in whichever you see fit, it will be appreciated by all.