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Clearly a primary concern of the Ministry for Sustainability is to promote and reward getting out on the bike. To that end the following credit adjustments will apply from 3rd September 2012.
Leading a ride of 2 or more .org members +4 credits Attending a ride maximum of 2 credits with the following deductions:- -1 credit if making a fuss about start time/location -1 credit if making a fuss about route or destination We have the Boredtea clause of -2 for making weak excuse for not turning up once saying you will either within 12 hours of departure or just not turning up. Extra discretionary attendee credits can be awarded for inspirational or "supportive" riding whereby useful skills are passed onto someone else or doing something for the greater good (eg spanks log removal) Extra credits for overnight stays and rides including a boat. Ride-out credits are allocatabale by ride attendees but are subject to adjustment by other attendees with overall adjudication of course coming from the Minister for Sustainability. To ease the burden on the admin dept please ensure any ride-out credit adjustments include the tag "ROCA" At the next cabinet meeting we need to determine what level of ride-out attendance is required for cabinet members. ie, If you never turn up you are obviously unsustainable and so get sacked! Oh and before I forget only the serving Minister for Sustainability (That'll be me then) can impose negative credits of any type upon the Sustainability minister Yours authoritatively, Minister for Sustainability
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is being 300 miles away a good enough excuse.
Does rolling burnouts give you +10 credits
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You may be 300 miles away from the epicentre of the GM; however we have every expectation that it's only a matter of time before the New World Order will be adopted by other regions. There is no expectation for all rides to start,end or encompass any of the roads within our region. Any quality riding improves sustainability and so can lead to credit awards. Currently credits seem only to have tangeable value within the GM region but given the inevitable spread of our power-base getting a good base credit store is not a bad thing.
I would recommend placing a call into our Ministry or Administrative affairs to determine if you are better setting up a local sub-administration office or whether the minister is prepared to perform out of region administration of your credit scores. Also you could do worse than invite head-honcho Fallout on a state visit to your region before the invasion planning with our defence minister takes shape. Unfortunately no; such glaring showing off is non-sustainable. Shows bikers in a bad light and more importantly I can't do them. GMCA andrewsmith -1 credit for promotion and glamourisation of unsustainable activities on a motorcycle and grammatical inaccuracies. GMCA DaveWeir +10 credits for an amazing win in the 5000M while I was responding.
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![]() Our deep cover agents are waiting for the signal to attack so thats +10 for finding something the minister can't do
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As for your armed defences. Lagely indaequate I'm afraid. We've sent a bigger force down to assist TIB in his quest to irradicate inappropriate cameltoes in the west country. Also, did you keep the receipt for the "deep cover" bit as your little tanks are clearly visible. Feel the love and join us. Give peace a chance etc.
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So how many credits do we get for 700 miles, 2 nights away and a ferry?
Also at one time or another we all took the lead, even Jammy! |
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If only you'd started or indeed still been on the ride-out when the ride-out points came into play on 3rd September. I shall consult the historical documents to see who gets awarded what but I feel I should defer judgment until the details have been released and corroborated. Maybe a post trip cabinet meeting at Alton Wednesday?
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Sustainability Minister,
I think we need to address the sustainability of our Prime Minister and his frequent travels abroad. They tend to be dodgy deals, in dodgy areas under the secret of night and without the consultation of the cabinet. |
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With regards to the -1 for fuss making I'd like to reserve the right to make a single non demerited request for a meeting point closer to me when the rides are southbound.
After all coming all the way up to the holiday inn is a lot of motorway miles only to turn round. |
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to make this sustainable. The Supreme general has to got to PUB along with the minster issuing the amendment
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