Job's poo'd on the carpet - SV650.org

Mark_h · 19-09-13, 05:49 AM

[QUOTE=daddyjob;2905049]My medical suffering for the past 2 weeks, Prepatellar bursitis

[/QuUOTE]

Not only does he have bad legs but there's clearly poo on the carpet. Seems the Beemer is aging him faster than originally expected.

Wideboy · 19-09-13, 06:36 AM

Phhhwaaarrrr nice legs

DJ123 · 19-09-13, 06:37 AM

awful joke!

Mark_h · 19-09-13, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by daddyjob

awful joke!

Given your track record I feel you are balistically active while in a horticultural encouragement environment

DJ123 · 19-09-13, 07:01 AM

you're now invited to watch them drain my knee next week!

Wideboy · 19-09-13, 07:07 AM

Whilst cranking?

DJ123 · 19-09-13, 07:09 AM

i won't be, don't know why you would be either. Isn't Helen a nurse? Is she trained to do this?

Mark_h · 19-09-13, 07:11 AM

Get Wideboy to do it with his air rifle. You could go pillion with Fallout and Wideboy could pop a pellet in your knee while you drive past at say 30mph 50meters away. Should be a great opportunity for everyone to demonstrate their skills and fix your girly legs in the process. What could possibly go wrong?

We could video it for a youtube how-to. Could save the NHS a fortune in wasted knee draining sessions.

Wideboy · 19-09-13, 08:14 AM

Has to be done mad max style though. Jammy can be the gimpy one who gets bummed by the leader bloke.

Thinking about it, that film was a bit OTT homosexual for a film that was meant to be macho

19-09-13, 01:00 PM

Why am i always the receiver

19-09-13, 05:49 AM	#1
Mark_h Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fleet, Hampshire Posts: 2,448	Job's poo'd on the carpet [QUOTE=daddyjob;2905049]My medical suffering for the past 2 weeks, Prepatellar bursitis [/QuUOTE] Not only does he have bad legs but there's clearly poo on the carpet. Seems the Beemer is aging him faster than originally expected. __________________ Don't want to be the quickest; don't want to be the best; just want to be the one having the most fun. XL125Varadero -> Curvy SV650N-Y -> SV1000N-K3 -> Multistrada 1200s Twin-tastic stuff. Minister for Sustainability *Aliquid prudentissimus delectabiles et intelligentes in adamasset lingua.*

19-09-13, 06:36 AM	#2
Wideboy Evel Knievel Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Eastleigh Posts: 4,641	Re: Job's poo'd on the carpet Phhhwaaarrrr nice legs __________________ 05 DRZ400E RIP hovis

19-09-13, 06:37 AM	#3
DJ123 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 3,245	Re: Job's poo'd on the carpet awful joke! __________________ BMW F800ST

19-09-13, 07:01 AM	#5
DJ123 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 3,245	Re: Job's poo'd on the carpet you're now invited to watch them drain my knee next week! __________________ BMW F800ST

19-09-13, 07:07 AM	#6
Wideboy Evel Knievel Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Eastleigh Posts: 4,641	Re: Job's poo'd on the carpet Whilst cranking? __________________ 05 DRZ400E RIP hovis

19-09-13, 07:09 AM	#7
DJ123 Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Somewhere over there Posts: 3,245	Re: Job's poo'd on the carpet i won't be, don't know why you would be either. Isn't Helen a nurse? Is she trained to do this? __________________ BMW F800ST

19-09-13, 07:11 AM	#8
Mark_h Member Mega Poster Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fleet, Hampshire Posts: 2,448	Re: Job's poo'd on the carpet Get Wideboy to do it with his air rifle. You could go pillion with Fallout and Wideboy could pop a pellet in your knee while you drive past at say 30mph 50meters away. Should be a great opportunity for everyone to demonstrate their skills and fix your girly legs in the process. What could possibly go wrong? We could video it for a youtube how-to. Could save the NHS a fortune in wasted knee draining sessions. __________________ Don't want to be the quickest; don't want to be the best; just want to be the one having the most fun. XL125Varadero -> Curvy SV650N-Y -> SV1000N-K3 -> Multistrada 1200s Twin-tastic stuff. Minister for Sustainability *Aliquid prudentissimus delectabiles et intelligentes in adamasset lingua.*

19-09-13, 08:14 AM	#9
Wideboy Evel Knievel Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Eastleigh Posts: 4,641	Re: Job's poo'd on the carpet Has to be done mad max style though. Jammy can be the gimpy one who gets bummed by the leader bloke. Thinking about it, that film was a bit OTT homosexual for a film that was meant to be macho __________________ 05 DRZ400E RIP hovis

19-09-13, 01:00 PM	#10
Jammy Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Job's poo'd on the carpet Why am i always the receiver

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