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Old 19-09-13, 05:49 AM   #1
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Default Job's poo'd on the carpet

[QUOTE=daddyjob;2905049]My medical suffering for the past 2 weeks, Prepatellar bursitis

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Not only does he have bad legs but there's clearly poo on the carpet. Seems the Beemer is aging him faster than originally expected.
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Old 19-09-13, 06:36 AM   #2
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Phhhwaaarrrr nice legs
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Old 19-09-13, 06:37 AM   #3
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awful joke!
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Old 19-09-13, 07:01 AM   #4
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awful joke!
Given your track record I feel you are balistically active while in a horticultural encouragement environment
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you're now invited to watch them drain my knee next week!
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Old 19-09-13, 07:07 AM   #6
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Whilst cranking?
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Old 19-09-13, 07:09 AM   #7
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i won't be, don't know why you would be either. Isn't Helen a nurse? Is she trained to do this?
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Old 19-09-13, 07:11 AM   #8
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Get Wideboy to do it with his air rifle. You could go pillion with Fallout and Wideboy could pop a pellet in your knee while you drive past at say 30mph 50meters away. Should be a great opportunity for everyone to demonstrate their skills and fix your girly legs in the process. What could possibly go wrong?

We could video it for a youtube how-to. Could save the NHS a fortune in wasted knee draining sessions.
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Has to be done mad max style though. Jammy can be the gimpy one who gets bummed by the leader bloke.

Thinking about it, that film was a bit OTT homosexual for a film that was meant to be macho
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Why am i always the receiver
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