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16-02-06, 03:07 PM
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Relationships can be difficult...
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide
 . So I decided I needed a girl with stability.When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl  but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now 49 and looking for a girl with very big t**s. 
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16-02-06, 03:09 PM
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Read it before but its still excellent!
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16-02-06, 03:27 PM
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One of my faves, and oh so true
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16-02-06, 04:55 PM
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True so true, very funny
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16-02-06, 05:35 PM
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lol
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