History lesson - SV650.org

10-03-06, 11:16 AM

Little Billy is sat in a history lesson when the teacher asked "does anybody know the date of the battle of hastings?"

Little billy starts getting all excited, raising his hand and shouting "oooh oooh me miss i know"
However the teacher over looks billy's excitement and asks wing wang,
"1066" replies wing wang,

Very good she says who can tell me the dates the first world war satrted and finished?

Again Little billy starts getting all excited, raising his hand and shouting "oooh oooh me miss i know"
And again she ignores him in favour of wing wang ..."1914 to 1918 miss"
Very good wing wang....now billy is getting mighty pi$$ed off with this and mutters to himself..
"F*****G Japs"
The teacher looks up straight away and asked who said such a disgraceful comment.

Billy looks up and says "Eisenhower, 1941 , Pearl harbour"

carelesschucca · 10-03-06, 11:21 AM

10-03-06, 12:17 PM

Also Sythree last week when I couldn't get the battery out, lost the screws, and cut myself

10-03-06, 11:16 AM	#1
cuffy Guest Posts: n/a	History lesson Little Billy is sat in a history lesson when the teacher asked "does anybody know the date of the battle of hastings?" Little billy starts getting all excited, raising his hand and shouting "oooh oooh me miss i know" However the teacher over looks billy's excitement and asks wing wang, "1066" replies wing wang, Very good she says who can tell me the dates the first world war satrted and finished? Again Little billy starts getting all excited, raising his hand and shouting "oooh oooh me miss i know" And again she ignores him in favour of wing wang ..."1914 to 1918 miss" Very good wing wang....now billy is getting mighty pi$$ed off with this and mutters to himself.. "F*****G Japs" The teacher looks up straight away and asked who said such a disgraceful comment. Billy looks up and says "Eisenhower, 1941 , Pearl harbour"

10-03-06, 11:21 AM	#2
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10-03-06, 12:17 PM	#3
Ed Guest Posts: n/a	Also Sythree last week when I couldn't get the battery out, lost the screws, and cut myself