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04-08-06, 08:01 AM
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Golf: new terminology
I was listening to the commentary from The Open a week or two ago and heard this new reference to a putt of awkward length.
It sees as though the golfing fraternity use the term "A Dennis Wise" to refer to "a nasty little five footer"  Well, it made me laugh 
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04-08-06, 08:02 AM
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04-08-06, 09:48 AM
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I read somewhere that Alex Ferguson said that Dennis Wise:
'Could start a fight in an empty house'
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If an SV650 has a flat tyre in the forest and no-one is there to blow it up, how long will it be 'til someone posts that the reg/rec is duff and the world will end unless a CBR unit is fitted? A little bit of knowledge = a dangerous thing. "a deathless anthem of nuclear-strength romantic angst" |
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04-08-06, 10:08 AM
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Quote:
He gives the vertically challenged a bad name   Cheers Ben
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04-08-06, 10:10 AM
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I kind of hoped this would turn into a thread about little known but humorous golfing sayings. Instead, we have a thread about Dennis Wise
My fault
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04-08-06, 10:17 AM
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No, I don't lend tools.
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Sorry.
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If an SV650 has a flat tyre in the forest and no-one is there to blow it up, how long will it be 'til someone posts that the reg/rec is duff and the world will end unless a CBR unit is fitted? A little bit of knowledge = a dangerous thing. "a deathless anthem of nuclear-strength romantic angst" |
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04-08-06, 10:32 AM
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Adolf Hitler : taking 2 shots in a bunker
Kate Winslett : a bit fat, but otherwise perfect Rodney King : over-clubbed Princess Di : shouldn't have taken the driver O.J. : somehow got away with it Kathy Freeman : ugly but a good runner Kate Moss : a bit thin. Putting Dennis Wise : a nasty 5 footer Salman Rushdie : an impossible read Rock Hudson : thought it was straight but it wasn't Brazilian : just shaved the hole. I 'ang u 
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04-08-06, 10:40 AM
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G*lf's great..one of the few times that you can "drop one" no matter the company you are in and not be frowned upon! :P
For those non golfers...Drop one means to score 1 shot more than the par for the whole being played. But to school boys like me it also means something else! (Fnaaaarp!) |
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