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Ace-T 04-05-08 10:14 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle (Post 1499292)
And why are we not good enuf :confused:

Because we actually ride bikes for enjoyment in full leathers and kit, effectively hiding all our 'best bits', not pose in next to nothing beside them, getting paid to titillate gentlemen. I am sure Shelly, that if pretty much any woman on here plastered on **** loads of makeup and fake tan, got blonde hair extensions and wore her undies in public, the male population of the site would appreciate the view. It's just that in general we prefer to be out on our bikes. :)

Trace :)

yorkie_chris 04-05-08 10:15 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Hey the leathers have an appeal of their own ;-)

missyburd 04-05-08 10:15 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
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Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 1499359)
Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.

*sits back and waits for Beaniebikerbabe (insert more babes) to arrive on the scene* (can't think of any other 'babes' at the mo :))

So what defines a babe then in .org terms :scratch: :rolleyes:

dizzyblonde 04-05-08 10:20 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace-T (Post 1499384)
Because we actually ride bikes for enjoyment in full leathers and kit, effectively hiding all our 'best bits', not pose in next to nothing beside them, getting paid to titillate gentlemen. I am sure Shelly, that if pretty much any woman on here plastered on **** loads of makeup and fake tan, got blonde hair extensions and wore her undies in public, the male population of the site would appreciate the view. It's just that in general we prefer to be out on our bikes. :)

Trace :)


ere, I have had 22 inch blonde hair extensions and worn bike leather at the same time......and actually ridden a bike not just sat on one....I'm a real biker babe me.......lol

then again i might not be cause I am fair and I don't have a tangerine tan:rolleyes:

Lozzo 04-05-08 10:20 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Remember my 1% get out clause, it's there for a very good reason

Shellywoozle 04-05-08 10:20 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by yorkie_chris (Post 1499381)
Slim, lean, cunning...

Or maybe you smell a bit like ferret...

You never know :-P

I like the slim, lean and cunning bit.

(gone to sniff her pits :smt118)

missyburd 04-05-08 10:22 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
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Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 1499391)
Remember my 1% get out clause, it's there for a very good reason

ok, let you off :p

dizzyblonde 04-05-08 10:28 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
http://www.trojanhorseantiques.com/HarleyFour.jpg

this is my reactional thought to MCN/brollie dollie type biker babes...anyone care to agree

Ace-T 04-05-08 10:29 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
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Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 1499390)
then again i might not be cause I am fair and I don't have a tangerine tan:rolleyes:

...or worn your undies in public? Or am I presuming too much? ;)

Know what you mean about being fair and the tangoed look though, I'm pale skinned too and would look very silly with fake tan.

Trace :)

dizzyblonde 04-05-08 10:32 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace-T (Post 1499399)
...or worn your undies in public? Or am I presuming too much? ;)

Know what you mean about being fair and the tangoed look though, I'm pale skinned too and would look very silly with fake tan.

Trace :)

oh I've worn me undies in public before, just I think everyone was blinded................by how white my legs were:mrgreen:


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