So where are all the biker babes? - SV650.org

04-05-08, 08:09 PM

With the exception of some real pretty .org ladies, where are all the biker babes?

I've been to the coast, several cafes and covered several thousand miles but never seen ladies like the Bennett or MCN babes - so where are they all?

Perhaps its too early in the season?

Richard knows he's gonna get some hassle for posting this thread but with so much sexism against men on the TV i.e. coke advert, I am going to live up to my username and defend!

04-05-08, 08:13 PM

Thats because the mcn and bennetts girls arent actual bikers

04-05-08, 08:26 PM

What they're not bikers! That's misrepresentation - I'll be writing to my MP.

So the only real biker babes are the .org ones.

dizzyblonde · 04-05-08, 08:29 PM

Bennets and MCN babes???
they is all brollie dollies...proper biker babes are busy preparing their bikes in the garage for the sunny season...or polishing heads ( 0r at least painting them in my case)...or polishing forks in front of the TV with a nice can of beer.

HTH

04-05-08, 08:37 PM

Don't you lot know nuffin'. those types of lasses only exist in the form of cardboard cut outs. women like that don't ride bikes purely because it'd ruin their hair does and their nails wouldn't fit in the gloves. and the tango skin tanning would rub off in a helmet and go streaky. and makeup is a bug*er to put on with gloves.

Shellywoozle · 04-05-08, 08:39 PM

And why are we not good enuf

We are best quality !!!!! SV biker babes, can't get better than us

04-05-08, 08:47 PM

One day...

04-05-08, 09:57 PM

Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.

Shellywoozle · 04-05-08, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozzo

Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.

What's up with being a gomper???? Looks ain't important ya know, it's the person inside that matters.

I've just googled "Woozle" and I am a weasel according to Wikpedia LOL (no comments thank you)

(Getting her coat now)

yorkie_chris · 04-05-08, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle

a weasel

Slim, lean, cunning...

Or maybe you smell a bit like ferret...

You never know

04-05-08, 08:09 PM	#1
Defender Guest Posts: n/a	So where are all the biker babes? With the exception of some real pretty .org ladies, where are all the biker babes? I've been to the coast, several cafes and covered several thousand miles but never seen ladies like the Bennett or MCN babes - so where are they all? Perhaps its too early in the season? Richard knows he's gonna get some hassle for posting this thread but with so much sexism against men on the TV i.e. coke advert, I am going to live up to my username and defend! Last edited by Defender; 04-05-08 at 08:14 PM.

04-05-08, 08:13 PM	#2
Paws Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So where are all the biker babes? Thats because the mcn and bennetts girls arent actual bikers

04-05-08, 08:26 PM	#3
Defender Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So where are all the biker babes? What they're not bikers! That's misrepresentation - I'll be writing to my MP. So the only real biker babes are the .org ones.

04-05-08, 08:29 PM	#4
dizzyblonde Da Cake Boss Mega Poster Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a flying Horse Posts: 9,992	Re: So where are all the biker babes? Bennets and MCN babes??? they is all brollie dollies...proper biker babes are busy preparing their bikes in the garage for the sunny season...or polishing heads ( 0r at least painting them in my case)...or polishing forks in front of the TV with a nice can of beer. HTH __________________ Suzy, yellow 2001 SVS. Kitty, V-Raptor 1000, ZZR1400<<its my bike now Pegasus! Hovis 13.8.75-3.10.09 Reeder 20.7.88-21.3.12

04-05-08, 08:37 PM	#5
carnivore Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So where are all the biker babes? Don't you lot know nuffin'. those types of lasses only exist in the form of cardboard cut outs. women like that don't ride bikes purely because it'd ruin their hair does and their nails wouldn't fit in the gloves. and the tango skin tanning would rub off in a helmet and go streaky. and makeup is a bug*er to put on with gloves.

04-05-08, 08:39 PM	#6
Shellywoozle Member Mega Poster Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Woozle Land Posts: 2,234	Re: So where are all the biker babes? And why are we not good enuf We are best quality !!!!! SV biker babes, can't get better than us __________________ <((((((((((((((((◕‿◕) The Woozle woz ere (◕‿◕)))))))))))))))> Black K4 Pointy named Zuky, OEM belly pan, OEM hugger, OEM cowl, R&G bungs, akrapovic system, tinted double bubble Fabbri screen, tail tidy, scottoiler, alarm, datatagged, lowered seat for short ass rider named Shell. RIP PC David Rathband sad day 29/2/2012

04-05-08, 08:47 PM	#7
Razor Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So where are all the biker babes? One day...

04-05-08, 09:57 PM	#8
Lozzo Guest Posts: n/a	Re: So where are all the biker babes? Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.

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