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Defender 04-05-08 08:09 PM

So where are all the biker babes?
 
With the exception of some real pretty .org ladies, where are all the biker babes?

I've been to the coast, several cafes and covered several thousand miles but never seen ladies like the Bennett or MCN babes - so where are they all?

Perhaps its too early in the season?

:riding:


Richard knows he's gonna get some hassle for posting this thread but with so much sexism against men on the TV i.e. coke advert, I am going to live up to my username and defend!

Paws 04-05-08 08:13 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Thats because the mcn and bennetts girls arent actual bikers :)

Defender 04-05-08 08:26 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
What they're not bikers! That's misrepresentation - I'll be writing to my MP.

So the only real biker babes are the .org ones. ;)

dizzyblonde 04-05-08 08:29 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Bennets and MCN babes???
they is all brollie dollies...proper biker babes are busy preparing their bikes in the garage for the sunny season...or polishing heads ( 0r at least painting them in my case)...or polishing forks in front of the TV with a nice can of beer.

HTH

carnivore 04-05-08 08:37 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Don't you lot know nuffin'. those types of lasses only exist in the form of cardboard cut outs. women like that don't ride bikes purely because it'd ruin their hair does and their nails wouldn't fit in the gloves. and the tango skin tanning would rub off in a helmet and go streaky. and makeup is a bug*er to put on with gloves.:p

Shellywoozle 04-05-08 08:39 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
And why are we not good enuf :confused:

We are best quality !!!!! SV biker babes, can't get better than us

Razor 04-05-08 08:47 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
One day...

Lozzo 04-05-08 09:57 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.

Shellywoozle 04-05-08 10:07 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 1499359)
Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.

What's up with being a gomper???? Looks ain't important ya know, it's the person inside that matters. :rolleyes:

I've just googled "Woozle" and I am a weasel according to Wikpedia LOL (no comments thank you)

(Getting her coat now) :riding:

yorkie_chris 04-05-08 10:12 PM

Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shellywoozle (Post 1499374)
a weasel

Slim, lean, cunning...

Or maybe you smell a bit like ferret...

You never know :-P


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