Re: So then...Tips for moving in with the girlfriend
 

You,ll be fine mate, it,ll take a while for you both to get used to each other and sometimes you just feel like having you,re own space, but you will both learn to adapt, I should know year is my 200th wedding anniversary :D well it feels like it sometimes. ;)
Good luck to both of you

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Well we like ours and it seems to do a decent enough job :smt102

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She's right, your wrong... that's it ain't it?

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I bought a card for Dads bday the other day

"Dad for ya bday i've given you a very special gift *badge on front sayin "I'm the Boss around here"* *open card* But can ya give it back to mum tomorrow"

:lol::lol::lol:

Re: So then...Tips for moving in with the girlfriend
 

Best bit of advice your likely to get on this subject:

Turn up at the designated love nest with your worldly belongings and drop them on the floor in front of her. Look her right in the eye, whilst pointing right at her and say...

"Right there's my stuff, when you've finished putting it away I'm starving"

Hence you will immediately be establishing your dominant role within the household which is the only way for a long and happy co existance to take place.

Good luck.:p

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There are some words that women use that you need to know the hidden meaning of!

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

HTH

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Terminology always useful too is, "yes dear"

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If she hadn't moved it, it wouldn't be lost! :lol:

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Put some clingfilm over the toilet.....start as you mean to go on :)

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Have you met Viney?

Ian, I'd say "don't be yourself. Try to be someone you're not. You'll be much more attractive and mysterious that way"

HTH:smt077