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Defender 04-05-08 08:09 PM
So where are all the biker babes?
 
With the exception of some real pretty .org ladies, where are all the biker babes?

I've been to the coast, several cafes and covered several thousand miles but never seen ladies like the Bennett or MCN babes - so where are they all?

Perhaps its too early in the season?

:riding:


Richard knows he's gonna get some hassle for posting this thread but with so much sexism against men on the TV i.e. coke advert, I am going to live up to my username and defend!

Paws 04-05-08 08:13 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Thats because the mcn and bennetts girls arent actual bikers :)

Defender 04-05-08 08:26 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
What they're not bikers! That's misrepresentation - I'll be writing to my MP.

So the only real biker babes are the .org ones. ;)

dizzyblonde 04-05-08 08:29 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Bennets and MCN babes???
they is all brollie dollies...proper biker babes are busy preparing their bikes in the garage for the sunny season...or polishing heads ( 0r at least painting them in my case)...or polishing forks in front of the TV with a nice can of beer.

HTH

carnivore 04-05-08 08:37 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Don't you lot know nuffin'. those types of lasses only exist in the form of cardboard cut outs. women like that don't ride bikes purely because it'd ruin their hair does and their nails wouldn't fit in the gloves. and the tango skin tanning would rub off in a helmet and go streaky. and makeup is a bug*er to put on with gloves.:p

Shellywoozle 04-05-08 08:39 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
And why are we not good enuf :confused:

We are best quality !!!!! SV biker babes, can't get better than us

Razor 04-05-08 08:47 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
One day...

Lozzo 04-05-08 09:57 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.

Shellywoozle 04-05-08 10:07 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 1499359)
Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.
What's up with being a gomper???? Looks ain't important ya know, it's the person inside that matters. :rolleyes:

I've just googled "Woozle" and I am a weasel according to Wikpedia LOL (no comments thank you)

(Getting her coat now) :riding:

yorkie_chris 04-05-08 10:12 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shellywoozle (Post 1499374)
a weasel
Slim, lean, cunning...

Or maybe you smell a bit like ferret...

You never know :-P

Ace-T 04-05-08 10:14 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shellywoozle (Post 1499292)
And why are we not good enuf :confused:
Because we actually ride bikes for enjoyment in full leathers and kit, effectively hiding all our 'best bits', not pose in next to nothing beside them, getting paid to titillate gentlemen. I am sure Shelly, that if pretty much any woman on here plastered on **** loads of makeup and fake tan, got blonde hair extensions and wore her undies in public, the male population of the site would appreciate the view. It's just that in general we prefer to be out on our bikes. :)

Trace :)

yorkie_chris 04-05-08 10:15 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Hey the leathers have an appeal of their own ;-)

missyburd 04-05-08 10:15 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 1499359)
Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.
*sits back and waits for Beaniebikerbabe (insert more babes) to arrive on the scene* (can't think of any other 'babes' at the mo :))

So what defines a babe then in .org terms :scratch: :rolleyes:

dizzyblonde 04-05-08 10:20 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace-T (Post 1499384)
Because we actually ride bikes for enjoyment in full leathers and kit, effectively hiding all our 'best bits', not pose in next to nothing beside them, getting paid to titillate gentlemen. I am sure Shelly, that if pretty much any woman on here plastered on **** loads of makeup and fake tan, got blonde hair extensions and wore her undies in public, the male population of the site would appreciate the view. It's just that in general we prefer to be out on our bikes. :)

Trace :)

ere, I have had 22 inch blonde hair extensions and worn bike leather at the same time......and actually ridden a bike not just sat on one....I'm a real biker babe me.......lol

then again i might not be cause I am fair and I don't have a tangerine tan:rolleyes:

Lozzo 04-05-08 10:20 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Remember my 1% get out clause, it's there for a very good reason

Shellywoozle 04-05-08 10:20 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by yorkie_chris (Post 1499381)
Slim, lean, cunning...

Or maybe you smell a bit like ferret...

You never know :-P
I like the slim, lean and cunning bit.

(gone to sniff her pits :smt118)

missyburd 04-05-08 10:22 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 1499391)
Remember my 1% get out clause, it's there for a very good reason
ok, let you off :p

dizzyblonde 04-05-08 10:28 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
http://www.trojanhorseantiques.com/HarleyFour.jpg

this is my reactional thought to MCN/brollie dollie type biker babes...anyone care to agree

Ace-T 04-05-08 10:29 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 1499390)
then again i might not be cause I am fair and I don't have a tangerine tan:rolleyes:
...or worn your undies in public? Or am I presuming too much? ;)

Know what you mean about being fair and the tangoed look though, I'm pale skinned too and would look very silly with fake tan.

Trace :)

dizzyblonde 04-05-08 10:32 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace-T (Post 1499399)
...or worn your undies in public? Or am I presuming too much? ;)

Know what you mean about being fair and the tangoed look though, I'm pale skinned too and would look very silly with fake tan.

Trace :)
oh I've worn me undies in public before, just I think everyone was blinded................by how white my legs were:mrgreen:

ljharmitt 04-05-08 10:35 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Defender (Post 1499270)
so where are they all?
With me atm so sorry :-D

chris8886 04-05-08 11:31 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by dizzyblonde (Post 1499288)
proper biker babes are busy preparing their bikes in the garage for the sunny season...or polishing heads
bear seems to have not spotted this so i thought i would do it for him! :rolleyes:

*snigger*

yorkie_chris 04-05-08 11:31 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
fnarr fnarr :mrgreen:

Defender 05-05-08 06:14 AM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
I've found a biker babe who rides bikes:

Janie of the Sun newspaper

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/motors/biker/

http://www.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...as_423825a.jpg

Balky001 05-05-08 07:56 AM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
yes, Janie bloody good on a bike. Also there's the blonde girl who did the TT and did a little piece on TV when David Jefferies. Suzie Perry was going ot do her bike test wasn't she. Also the girl with a nose like a shovel and a face like it's been hit by one - Jodie Marsh - although I'm not sure she got the reception she had hoped for from the MCN faithful. Angelina Jolie like a ride out but not sure I've seen her on the Burnham Bends recently

kitkat 05-05-08 08:37 AM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
the biker babes are hanging around with the horny biker boys

Balky001 05-05-08 08:39 AM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1499523)
the biker babes are hanging around with the horny biker boys
:smt022

I guess answers that then.:(

CoolGirl 05-05-08 10:08 AM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lozzo (Post 1499359)
Hint - if a girl has "Babe" in her online username, then 99% of the time she will be a 50 year old size 22 prize gomper. There is a 1% exclusion get out clause for me here.

are there more than 100 women using this forum? ;)

Shellywoozle 05-05-08 11:04 AM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoolGirl (Post 1499565)
are there more than 100 women using this forum? ;)
Good point .... \\:D/

Me finks Lozzo needs to ----------> :notworthy:

pencil shavings 05-05-08 11:08 AM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoolGirl (Post 1499565)
are there more than 100 women using this forum? ;)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shellywoozle (Post 1499595)
Good point .... \\:D/

Me finks Lozzo needs to ----------> :notworthy:

But not more than 100 with 'babe' in their user name.

(Ive got your back here Lozzo :smt067)

pencil shavings 05-05-08 11:10 AM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Oh but back on topic, when I took my bike for MOT afew days ago, I saw a nice looking young lady, wearing a reading uni top, getting onto a really old clapped out bike. It also had no L plates, so good on her! didnt get a chance to talk to her mind :(

missyburd 05-05-08 11:15 AM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pencil shavings (Post 1499606)
Oh but back on topic, when I took my bike for MOT afew days ago, I was a nice looking young lady
wtf happened at the MOT place :shock: that's very worrying that :p

pencil shavings 05-05-08 11:26 AM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris (Post 1499610)
wtf happened at the MOT place :shock: that's very worrying that :p
HAHAHA!!! :smt003, me thinks a typo!! but I now cant figure out what I was trying to say!! lol :cool:

wow 05-05-08 05:18 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CoolGirl (Post 1499565)
are there more than 100 women using this forum? ;)
I would think so. :cool:

missyburd 05-05-08 05:26 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pencil shavings (Post 1499623)
HAHAHA!!! :smt003, me thinks a typo!! but I now cant figure out what I was trying to say!! lol :cool:
PHEW that's a relief....I was beginning to wonder, especially with the butterfly prezzie thread ;) Don't want any odd happenings going on when YC next goes for an MOT!!!

Baph 05-05-08 06:03 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Couple of interesting comments made...

Personally, I'm with Lozzo. :D (1%... love that, and will have to use it in future).

Have all the female .Orgers not noticed that when they wear leathers, no other biker overtakes them? There is a reason for that... But I'm not allowed to comment further, otherwise the McVities lane monitors will get me...

Lissa 05-05-08 06:06 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baph (Post 1499896)


Have all the female .Orgers not noticed that when they wear leathers, no other biker overtakes them? There is a reason for that...
Yep...........they're quicker!

Baph 05-05-08 06:08 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lissa (Post 1499902)
Yep...........they're quicker!
Hmm, to save arguments, I'll be diplomatic...

OK, there's 2 reasons. :D

Grinch 05-05-08 06:38 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
I'm here boys... ;-)

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t...IMG_0060-1.jpg

Any excuse...

Baph 05-05-08 06:40 PM
Re: So where are all the biker babes?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grinch (Post 1499935)
Grinch, you've shurnk since the last time I saw you...


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