numberplate slogans (again!)
 

This time with a bit of a difference. We've all seen the usual "My other ride is your mum" or "bye bye GTi" etc.. but I like to think my sense of humour is slightly more sophisticated than referencing people's mothers or trying to be outrageous for the sake of it.. also, when stopped by the police for being a little bit silly, the last thing you want is a plate which gives them an excuse to throw the book at you.

So I'm looking for some properly alternative slogans to go on my new plate. "I'm actually quite shy & insecure" is my current favorite... the rest are all a bit crap.. any idea's please?

oh and if you wanna list all the usual "f*** you gatso, see you in court" provocative ones, maybe you could start another thread cos there's hundreds of them... thank you :)

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...ate%20idea.jpg

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...20IDEA%202.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...20IDEA%203.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...20IDEA%204.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...20IDEA%205.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...20IDEA%206.jpg

p.s. that isn't my real reg number either :) I'd pay good money to have ARS in there ;)

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'If you can read this you are to F*****G Close' was my prefered one, as i still have a snow shovel on the new bike, there is no point at all thinking of an 'astheticaly smaller plate' till that (if ever) gets rectified.

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Are illegal

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"not good enough to be from the carlsberg school"

"on day release"

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As i have said many many times before, i have Evening Officer.

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Some I've considered for the ADV:

"Goes where you think your GS will"

"KTM: Kick 'Til Morning"

"AA Vans: Follow this vehicle"

Also considering getting some clear stickers with black text made up to put on the mirrors with the slogan:

"Objects is mirrors are losing"

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I'm dangerous like that dicky :) I also ride with one baffle in just to confuse the law... I'm a maverick

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by the way it's a standard sized plate with full sized legal letters

its just the slogan I'm looking for :)

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I think personal plates are seriously uncool unless they actually spell something very amusing without doctoring the letters.

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really gonna struggle to fit that on my plate biggles ;)

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...vE5dM0Gc/7.jpg

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"my other plate is legal"

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it's a buzzzzzzzzz

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brain out

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"my can is marked for racing use only"

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LOL speedplay... funny :) but like I say I'm trying to avoid ones which'll get me in further trouble.. should the situation ever arrise, obviously

reg plate format rulez: http://www.newreg.co.uk/services/dvl...ic_plate_rules

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How about:-

"where the **** is my can opener?!"

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it was scissors actually :D lol

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Im not up to speed on women tools!



But still glad it wasn't wasted

;)

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'More torque than Shell '

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Saw a good one on a van today: If I had to stop suddenly, could you?

And a great personal plate: H8 EMO

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Saw one on a dyno rod type of company van the other week
PO0 6ONE

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i brake for cake

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Cool as penguin p!ss
Nuttier than Squirrel sh!t
Bye bye GTI
Takes corners better than Beckham

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The Stig's two wheel loving, nephew's, husband's, toy boy.

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"Owner reserves Copyright (c)"

So if they take a picture you can sue them for breach of copyright

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Acab

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I am getting
I.C.E Gemma 078**********
i think with my history it might be worth it

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:smt046 Superb

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i love this one :D

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:confused:

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Our survey said...


http://www.ukgameshows.com/atoz/prog...es_duhduhh.jpg

DUH DUHHHH....

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Just pointing out how it reads, as you are/were considering putting it on your number plate.

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Considering your post only makes the slightest sense when all three are together it won't be a problem...

The vast majority of people would be able to understand it without misinterpreting it as you have

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Really, how d'you work that one out. Together they contradict each other.
AA vans: follow this bike, singled out on its own, why would you want to be followed by a recovery service unless you were expecting to break down?. Anywho, your bike do what you like.

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LMAO

That's not the one you got wrong


Perhaps I should use a gravel joke instead...:smt043

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now children get back on point

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:-dd

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lw slap me will ya i just read that back and i sounded like a mod aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
quick fix time
yes this is a derail so nuuuuuuuuuuu
followed by
******** **** **** **** hoe bitch poo crap tart slag wench and finally pointy

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That's the first step...:o


You'll find yourself doing it more often over the next few weeks then one morning you'll wake up and BAM!!!!!=;




No penis:smt090



;)