Joke, with apologies.....
 

A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.


"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"





His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"

:lol:

Hey Sharisso will be in soon to say he posted that the other day!! :wink:

You called????

I wasn't here the other day :roll:

Search? :wink: :lol: :P

Too easy.............too geeky...........doesn't help my post count :wink:

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic ...

:roll: :wink: :D

Any more of that and I will have you up on charges, frankly you havent got a leg to stand on.

She was a model before she met Sir Paul.
A bit wooden on stage though.

Don't forget, she was actually hit by a copper on a bike!!

She wasn't drunk at the time, but they said she was legless after...


:?



Easy...

Apparantly it all started to go wrong about 18 months ago.

Picture the scene... Paul adding the last bit of tinsel to the Christmas tree, Heather hanging a bauble...

Paul - "What would you like for christmas darling?"
Heather - "Ooooh, a plane would be nice...."
Paul - "No problem. A razor for the other leg?"

Aparently the rot had set in

Alot of people questioned how genuine she was.

Personally, I always thought she was a wee bit fake.

She was great at yoga though. One leg behind her head the other in the living room

Stop it guys, my screen is getting sprinkled with ice cream. :lol:

Heather denied having an affair, but his lawyer cites infidelity and says she hasn't got a leg to stand on :wink:

We shouldn't laugh really. The poor girl must be in pieces.

Bout time Sir Paul told her to hop it

<Peter Cook mode>
Paul had nothing against her left leg. Unfortunately, neither did she.
</Peter Cook mode>

A poem by Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river


:P

I'd forgotten about that one :lol:






:P

I heard she was a bit of a hopper!! :lol:

Paul obviously noticed that something was afoot..........

I'm sure he'll miss their games of hopscotch, even though she won every time :P

Its all over the fact that he wouldnt buy her a plane for christmas...he said, cant you just get your leg waxed!

Bet that rubbed her up the wrong way..........went against the grain........

Did she tell him to get knotted?

Veet for one leg and Autosol for the other.

Will you lot stop it, I'm reading them out to my office colleague and we're p**in' ourselves!! :lol: :lol:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...eather_300.jpg
Ho Ho Ho

I got off with her in Sunderland a long time ago. She is very attractive, her mate was better though :P :twisted:

Not sure but I think she had both legs then, anyway I digress

Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 64.... (nearly)

No cos' I'll have left by then!!

:D :D

Very funny gags guys!

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