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haggis 08-06-06 08:20 PM

Forum Confessional
 
Bless me admin for I have sinned. [-o<


Today I had impure thoughts about a sexy Italian model with dark skin. She caught my gaze and I held it against her lush curves. Though I tried to avert my eyes, all the others around her were cheap and easy, I think her little seduction game is working on me.

I blame her really, she was flaunting her wares at me in the forecourt. Her name is Augusta Brutale. From what I've heard she's a bit of a go-er if you treat her right.

I have a picture of her, but you may prefer to look away. Tell me, will I fall into temptation? [-o<














:smt055

http://upload4.postimage.org/357805/brutale.jpg

Peter Henry 08-06-06 08:34 PM

*whispered echoey voice somewhere off in the distance*

My son you are forgiven for this is a temptation that leads you closer to me than you would ever have achieved otherwise. :smt059

Spiderman 08-06-06 08:45 PM

Re: Forum Confessional
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by haggis
Bless me admin for I have sinned. [-o<


Today I had impure thoughts about a sexy Italian model with dark skin. She caught my gaze and I held it against her lush curves. Though I tried to avert my eyes, all the others around her were cheap and easy, I think her little seduction game is working on me.

I blame her really, she was flaunting her wares at me in the forecourt. Her name is Augusta Brutale. From what I've heard she's a bit of a go-er if you treat her right.

I have a picture of her, but you may prefer to look away. Tell me, will I fall into temptation? [-o<
http://upload4.postimage.org/357805/brutale.jpg

Word of advice.... just dont hold it against her pipes after a hard ride. :shock:

:lol:

sharriso74 08-06-06 08:49 PM

[-o< [-o< [-o< Santa I've been a good boy bring me one.

Ed 08-06-06 09:55 PM

Trellis frame - ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh

Peter Henry 08-06-06 10:00 PM

Ed...trellis frame? Is there any other kind that really works? :wink:

Vfr400 08-06-06 10:02 PM

I too have had impure thoughts only mine are of this very sexy italian lady

http://www.motorbike-search-engine.c...rsaro11200.jpg

Stingo 08-06-06 10:07 PM

Me too - forgive me because I feel like sinning...

sharriso74 08-06-06 10:08 PM

I'm being turned to the darkside of naked Italian erotica

northwind 08-06-06 10:12 PM

My son... Exotic italian goods are even less sheep-proof than japanese workhorses.

sharriso74 08-06-06 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by northwind
My son... Exotic italian goods are even less sheep-proof than japanese workhorses.


But father I want her

haggis 09-06-06 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vfr400
I too have had impure thoughts only mine are of this very sexy italian lady

http://www.motorbike-search-engine.c...rsaro11200.jpg

Oh whats this? A 1200 twin in a lightweight frame and top notch suspension.

Puts on Leslie Phillips accent....."I say, old boy. Helllooo." :wink:

Peter Henry 09-06-06 07:17 AM

*that distant echoey voice once again*


Be strong young Haggis, you will no more be like one of the aforementioned sheep nor need to engage them in playful banter as you search for your bride.

The good shepherd sees a path of true enlightenment ahead of you, a future full of good for you have paid your price and the sacrifice of riding that japanese contraption has indeed been a heavy price to pay......be strong. :smt059

walnuts 09-06-06 09:27 AM

http://vaultmedia.ign.com/vnboards/c...wlinghomer.gif Mmmmm..... exoticalicious....

Speedy 09-06-06 09:28 PM

I WANT one!

That is gorgeous!!!!!

Cazza 10-06-06 05:39 PM

I believe the future Mrs Pitt bought one a year or two ago. Nuff said.

I'll have one too please.

tricky 10-06-06 07:34 PM

Can I have one of each please.

The Corsaro is a little bit more affordable

http://www.motomorini.co.uk/new_cors...motomorini.htm

That MV is fecking gorgeous though

=P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~


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