Joke
 

" Can I have some Irish Sausages please?" asked Paddy

The Assistant looked at him and asked, "Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was


Mexican? Would ya, ay? Would Ya?

The assistant says, "Well no".

"And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was
French?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
Sausages?"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking Homebase."

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I liked that!

As did the ppeps in my office. Excellent :lol:

my wifes nan.. when she was alive bless her--


on holiday ... years ago.. she asked for a kilometre of pears.!!

If we're going OT and on to what coffin-dodgers have said. A girl I used to share a house with went to University in Swansea. She got a postcard from her gran which said "Your Wales is a lovely country, but it must get dark in the winter with all those mountains". Eh?
She also used to put peas in fruit cake.

Mocking the Irish on the Twelfth of July. I thought that was only done over here :lol:

teee hee heee hee hee hee good un :thumright: x

if we stay "ON TOPIC"

all we will get is the same joke over and over again

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