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Following on from a daft conversation I had with Pete last night, how would you sell yourself in a lonely hearts ad? :D

Mine would read

'Midget with bike seeks pilot. Must like sheep!':p

What would yours say?

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'Sad 40 something, who spends far too much time sat in front of his computer, in need of rescue!' ;)

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'Handsome, tall, intellectual, millionaire seeks gullible stunner'

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Frumpy old trout seeks plastic surgeon.

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Man seeks woman, must be alive....or atleast still warm.

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Desperate male seeks female with pulse and no moral standards

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Large overweight 20 year old, seeks anything with a pulse, breathing is not a requirement.

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We have some like minded blokes here.
lozzo, plowsie I admire your tastes in women

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Pirate seeks beer-laden wench. Must have experience of barnacle removing from bottoms. Water sport participation an advantage.

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Ginger kilted hairy biker seeks female with food preperation and bike washing experience