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25-02-09, 07:04 AM
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Just Ballast
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Lonely Hearts Ads.
Following on from a daft conversation I had with Pete last night, how would you sell yourself in a lonely hearts ad?
 Mine would read 'Midget with bike seeks pilot. Must like sheep!'  What would yours say?
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25-02-09, 08:00 AM
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Re: Lonely Hearts Ads.
'Sad 40 something, who spends far too much time sat in front of his computer, in need of rescue!'
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25-02-09, 08:30 AM
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Re: Lonely Hearts Ads.
'Handsome, tall, intellectual, millionaire seeks gullible stunner'
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25-02-09, 08:43 AM
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Re: Lonely Hearts Ads.
Frumpy old trout seeks plastic surgeon.
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25-02-09, 09:12 AM
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Re: Lonely Hearts Ads.
Man seeks woman, must be alive....or atleast still warm.
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25-02-09, 09:55 AM
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Re: Lonely Hearts Ads.
Desperate male seeks female with pulse and no moral standards
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25-02-09, 10:06 AM
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Re: Lonely Hearts Ads.
Large overweight 20 year old, seeks anything with a pulse, breathing is not a requirement.
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25-02-09, 10:10 AM
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Re: Lonely Hearts Ads.
We have some like minded blokes here.
lozzo, plowsie I admire your tastes in women
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25-02-09, 10:12 AM
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Re: Lonely Hearts Ads.
Pirate seeks beer-laden wench. Must have experience of barnacle removing from bottoms. Water sport participation an advantage.
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25-02-09, 10:16 AM
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Re: Lonely Hearts Ads.
Ginger kilted hairy biker seeks female with food preperation and bike washing experience
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