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gruntygiggles 21-07-09 01:52 PM
Poor, confused dog!
 
So...I'm sat in the living room with a cup of tea, reading threads on here with all the dogs fast alseep around the room. Stig is on the old sofa and suddenly starts moving quite frantically. I initially think he's having a dream and just smile and watch him.

Then........the movement wakes him up and it becomes clear he's dream humping. He's really going for it, but to look at his face, he's just really confused and even looks a little scared. I didn't want any mess on the sofa obviously so I called him down and as he's such a good boy, he moved straight away.....luckily just before......it happened.

He had a wet dream. He looked utterly mortified and although the only mess he made was on himself, which he duly cleaned, the poor little thing is walking around like he's done something wrong.

Any other dog owners had this???

ophic 21-07-09 01:56 PM
Re: Poor, confused dog!
 
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Originally Posted by gruntygiggles (Post 1979061)
Any other dog owners had this???
I don't wanna talk about it :(

gruntygiggles 21-07-09 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by ophic (Post 1979070)
I don't wanna talk about it :(
Lol....oh dear :oops:

Bri w 21-07-09 01:57 PM
Re: Poor, confused dog!
 
Bess, our Border Collie, occasionally has wild sex with a stuffed elephant she sleeps with. She climbs aboard and gives it hell, then wakes up very confused. I'm as confused as she is. Why is a bitch climbing aboard, i thought it worked the other way around.

gruntygiggles 21-07-09 01:59 PM
Re: Poor, confused dog!
 
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Originally Posted by Bri w (Post 1979074)
Bess, our Border Collie, occasionally has wild sex with a stuffed elephant she sleeps with. She climbs aboard and gives it hell, then wakes up very confused. I'm as confused as she is. Why is a bitch climbing aboard, i thought it worked the other way around.
Our collie cross bitch does it to Stig. It's a power thing I think, he doesn't really mind, but if he tries it on her.......he has to run away sharpish! They just do that when playing though

hovis 21-07-09 01:59 PM
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lol

awwwwww poor stig

the_lone_wolf 21-07-09 02:01 PM
Re: Poor, confused dog!
 
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Originally Posted by Bri w (Post 1979074)
Bess, our Border Collie...
My BC is also called Bess:

http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1248184901

pmapp 21-07-09 02:02 PM
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Our bunny used to hump the draught excluder - our bunny was a she.

kitkat 21-07-09 02:07 PM
Re: Poor, confused dog!
 
tye humped DDs leg once and got taken to the vet swiftly and had some items removed. he now loves humping becky when she is in a sleeping bag (Tye not DD, Ill quickly point out)

gruntygiggles 21-07-09 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by kitkat (Post 1979086)
tye humped DDs leg once and got taken to the vet swiftly and had some items removed. he now loves humping becky when she is in a sleeping bag (Tye not DD, Ill quickly point out)
Hehe, Stig is good, he doesn't try to hump anyone and he is intact. He got a little horny when Saffie was in season, but she's been spayed now so all is well again in the house of Stray. Just a shame he's still walking around looking guilty and sorry.:oops::(


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