Poor, confused dog! - SV650.org

gruntygiggles · 21-07-09, 01:52 PM

So...I'm sat in the living room with a cup of tea, reading threads on here with all the dogs fast alseep around the room. Stig is on the old sofa and suddenly starts moving quite frantically. I initially think he's having a dream and just smile and watch him.

Then........the movement wakes him up and it becomes clear he's dream humping. He's really going for it, but to look at his face, he's just really confused and even looks a little scared. I didn't want any mess on the sofa obviously so I called him down and as he's such a good boy, he moved straight away.....luckily just before......it happened.

He had a wet dream. He looked utterly mortified and although the only mess he made was on himself, which he duly cleaned, the poor little thing is walking around like he's done something wrong.

Any other dog owners had this???

ophic · 21-07-09, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by gruntygiggles

Any other dog owners had this???

I don't wanna talk about it

gruntygiggles · 21-07-09, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ophic

I don't wanna talk about it

Lol....oh dear

Bri w · 21-07-09, 01:57 PM

Bess, our Border Collie, occasionally has wild sex with a stuffed elephant she sleeps with. She climbs aboard and gives it hell, then wakes up very confused. I'm as confused as she is. Why is a bitch climbing aboard, i thought it worked the other way around.

gruntygiggles · 21-07-09, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bri w

Bess, our Border Collie, occasionally has wild sex with a stuffed elephant she sleeps with. She climbs aboard and gives it hell, then wakes up very confused. I'm as confused as she is. Why is a bitch climbing aboard, i thought it worked the other way around.

Our collie cross bitch does it to Stig. It's a power thing I think, he doesn't really mind, but if he tries it on her.......he has to run away sharpish! They just do that when playing though

21-07-09, 01:59 PM

lol

awwwwww poor stig

the_lone_wolf · 21-07-09, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bri w

Bess, our Border Collie...

My BC is also called Bess:

pmapp · 21-07-09, 02:02 PM

Our bunny used to hump the draught excluder - our bunny was a she.

21-07-09, 02:07 PM

tye humped DDs leg once and got taken to the vet swiftly and had some items removed. he now loves humping becky when she is in a sleeping bag (Tye not DD, Ill quickly point out)

gruntygiggles · 21-07-09, 02:12 PM

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tye humped DDs leg once and got taken to the vet swiftly and had some items removed. he now loves humping becky when she is in a sleeping bag (Tye not DD, Ill quickly point out)

Hehe, Stig is good, he doesn't try to hump anyone and he is intact. He got a little horny when Saffie was in season, but she's been spayed now so all is well again in the house of Stray. Just a shame he's still walking around looking guilty and sorry.

21-07-09, 01:52 PM	#1
gruntygiggles DaffyGingerBint Mega Poster Join Date: May 2008 Location: Melksham Posts: 1,577	Poor, confused dog! So...I'm sat in the living room with a cup of tea, reading threads on here with all the dogs fast alseep around the room. Stig is on the old sofa and suddenly starts moving quite frantically. I initially think he's having a dream and just smile and watch him. Then........the movement wakes him up and it becomes clear he's dream humping. He's really going for it, but to look at his face, he's just really confused and even looks a little scared. I didn't want any mess on the sofa obviously so I called him down and as he's such a good boy, he moved straight away.....luckily just before......it happened. He had a wet dream. He looked utterly mortified and although the only mess he made was on himself, which he duly cleaned, the poor little thing is walking around like he's done something wrong. Any other dog owners had this??? __________________ 2012 Welsh TT http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=171244 RIP Hovie baby

21-07-09, 01:57 PM	#4
Bri w Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Turre, Almeria Posts: 668	Re: Poor, confused dog! Bess, our Border Collie, occasionally has wild sex with a stuffed elephant she sleeps with. She climbs aboard and gives it hell, then wakes up very confused. I'm as confused as she is. Why is a bitch climbing aboard, i thought it worked the other way around. __________________ *"It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years."* Currently - Fighting the urge... seen a nice Triumph America Previously - Honda CB125, Honda CB400-4 & BSA B40, Moto Guzzi 850, Yamaha RD250, Suzuki GT380, Kawasaki Z1B, Kawasaki Z650, Honda VFR, Triumph Street Triple R.

21-07-09, 01:59 PM	#6
hovis Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Poor, confused dog! lol awwwwww poor stig

21-07-09, 02:02 PM	#8
pmapp Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Wakefield, West Yorks' Posts: 1,129	Re: Poor, confused dog! Our bunny used to hump the draught excluder - our bunny was a she. __________________ '52 Curvy S \| So good.....it made me want to trump! If at first you don't succeed - use more gaffa tape.

21-07-09, 02:07 PM	#9
kitkat Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Poor, confused dog! tye humped DDs leg once and got taken to the vet swiftly and had some items removed. he now loves humping becky when she is in a sleeping bag (Tye not DD, Ill quickly point out)

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