numberplate slogans (again!)
 

This time with a bit of a difference. We've all seen the usual "My other ride is your mum" or "bye bye GTi" etc.. but I like to think my sense of humour is slightly more sophisticated than referencing people's mothers or trying to be outrageous for the sake of it.. also, when stopped by the police for being a little bit silly, the last thing you want is a plate which gives them an excuse to throw the book at you.

So I'm looking for some properly alternative slogans to go on my new plate. "I'm actually quite shy & insecure" is my current favorite... the rest are all a bit crap.. any idea's please?

oh and if you wanna list all the usual "f*** you gatso, see you in court" provocative ones, maybe you could start another thread cos there's hundreds of them... thank you :)

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...ate%20idea.jpg

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...20IDEA%202.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...20IDEA%203.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...20IDEA%204.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...20IDEA%205.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...20IDEA%206.jpg

p.s. that isn't my real reg number either :) I'd pay good money to have ARS in there ;)

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'If you can read this you are to F*****G Close' was my prefered one, as i still have a snow shovel on the new bike, there is no point at all thinking of an 'astheticaly smaller plate' till that (if ever) gets rectified.

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Are illegal

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"not good enough to be from the carlsberg school"

"on day release"

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As i have said many many times before, i have Evening Officer.

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Some I've considered for the ADV:

"Goes where you think your GS will"

"KTM: Kick 'Til Morning"

"AA Vans: Follow this vehicle"

Also considering getting some clear stickers with black text made up to put on the mirrors with the slogan:

"Objects is mirrors are losing"

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I'm dangerous like that dicky :) I also ride with one baffle in just to confuse the law... I'm a maverick

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by the way it's a standard sized plate with full sized legal letters

its just the slogan I'm looking for :)

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I think personal plates are seriously uncool unless they actually spell something very amusing without doctoring the letters.

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really gonna struggle to fit that on my plate biggles ;)

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3...vE5dM0Gc/7.jpg