Mid life crisis ideas
 

well as you know its soon my birthday and i got to thinking
what will my midlife crisis actually be, and tbh i was stumped, because ive already

bought motorbike
owned sports car
married younger model
jumped from planes
been round the world

so any and all suggestions welcomed

enjoy and have fun

Re: Mid life crisis ideas
 

Get yourself some younger mates and go out clubbing with them and find yourself giving up after the first week cos you "can't stand that bloody thump thump music they listen too"

Re: Mid life crisis ideas
 

Well I went clubbing this w/end with some mates...I liked it most of the music 140bpm stuff I didn't like.

Read this for your full mid life breakdown, tbh lyca would work;)

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-201009303131/

Re: Mid life crisis ideas
 

Come out?

Re: Mid life crisis ideas
 

Give up drinking, become a buddhist :)

Re: Mid life crisis ideas
 

Get a proper job you idle button pusher. You put in your claim for RSI of the nose picking pinky yet?

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you could try your hand at not crashing or failing that a sex change (or reverse the previous one) :p

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Then do the Harley and buttless leather chaps thing?

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tatoo covering your entire back?

Re: Mid life crisis ideas
 

Get an intimate piercing or a BSC wax
Snog a 23 year old
Start wearing leather trousers that aren't designed for biking
Join the MCC waiting list and in 19 years just as you retire they'll let you into Lord's
Go to the beach in a mankini - sure someone on here can lend you one