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04-10-10, 11:05 PM
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Mid life crisis ideas
well as you know its soon my birthday and i got to thinking
what will my midlife crisis actually be, and tbh i was stumped, because ive already bought motorbike owned sports car married younger model jumped from planes been round the world so any and all suggestions welcomed enjoy and have fun |
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04-10-10, 11:11 PM
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Re: Mid life crisis ideas
Get yourself some younger mates and go out clubbing with them and find yourself giving up after the first week cos you "can't stand that bloody thump thump music they listen too"
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04-10-10, 11:24 PM
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Re: Mid life crisis ideas
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Read this for your full mid life breakdown, tbh lyca would work  http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-201009303131/ Last edited by metalmonkey; 04-10-10 at 11:28 PM. |
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04-10-10, 11:28 PM
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Re: Mid life crisis ideas
Come out?
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04-10-10, 11:41 PM
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Re: Mid life crisis ideas
Give up drinking, become a buddhist
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05-10-10, 06:12 AM
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Re: Mid life crisis ideas
Get a proper job you idle button pusher. You put in your claim for RSI of the nose picking pinky yet?
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05-10-10, 07:02 AM
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Re: Mid life crisis ideas
you could try your hand at not crashing or failing that a sex change (or reverse the previous one)
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05-10-10, 09:14 AM
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Re: Mid life crisis ideas
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05-10-10, 10:05 AM
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Re: Mid life crisis ideas
tatoo covering your entire back?
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05-10-10, 11:09 AM
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Re: Mid life crisis ideas
Get an intimate piercing or a BSC wax
Snog a 23 year old Start wearing leather trousers that aren't designed for biking Join the MCC waiting list and in 19 years just as you retire they'll let you into Lord's Go to the beach in a mankini - sure someone on here can lend you one
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