I hate gardening
 

What a crock of **** gardening is. Mine starts with walking around with a sandwich bag picking up dog crap. Then I mow the lawn with a crappy lawn mower, having to empty it every 5 feet. Why does the grass insist on growing so quickly? It needs to do one. Stupid grass.

Everything grows. Why can't it just stay the same? Damn plants. Why is my fence falling down? Why does it have to rot? Why does the dog insist on digging feckin holes? My lawn mower would be better off as a trophy truck with all the dodgy terrain it has to traverse. It sucks.

Gardening is a waste of my life, and I wish my garden was dead.

Thanks for listening.

Re: I hate gardening
 

That is why I have a patio. If I want grass there's a massive load of it outside my office with a team of 8 men to mow it ready for me to walk across it barefoot on a dewy morning.

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Re: I hate gardening
 

I love gardening. Its mindless, stops me stressing about work.

Nothing like sitting on a new mown lawn in the sun with beer and fags

Re: I hate gardening
 

Silly cricketers. Speaking of Trophy Trucks, I just found a quality vid ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmh-ew1swD4

I hate gardening
 

You should dig up all the grass and AstroTurf it Si!

Re: I hate gardening
 

Would love to deck the whole thing. Lend us a grand would you Tom?

Re: I hate gardening
 

Yeh no worries, will get my chauffeur to drop my account manager off to transfer the funds

Re: I hate gardening
 

just spent 3 hours mowing mine today and i have a professional 21'' petrol Dori. to be fair it is the first time i have cut it this year and it was ermmm quite long. filled my garden wheelie bin and half the neighbours with cuttings.

Re: I hate gardening
 

Puffs!
I love gardening :)
Do it part time for a living. Got a fair few customers now.
4 lawn mowers, 2 stimmers, 4 chainsaws, 2 hedgecutters. Blower.
All two stoke( except mowers, petrol) :D what's not to love.

Re: I hate gardening
 

the effort of cutting hedges!!