I hate gardening - SV650.org

Fallout · 31-05-13, 06:11 PM

What a crock of **** gardening is. Mine starts with walking around with a sandwich bag picking up dog crap. Then I mow the lawn with a crappy lawn mower, having to empty it every 5 feet. Why does the grass insist on growing so quickly? It needs to do one. Stupid grass.

Everything grows. Why can't it just stay the same? Damn plants. Why is my fence falling down? Why does it have to rot? Why does the dog insist on digging feckin holes? My lawn mower would be better off as a trophy truck with all the dodgy terrain it has to traverse. It sucks.

Gardening is a waste of my life, and I wish my garden was dead.

Thanks for listening.

Littlepeahead · 31-05-13, 06:22 PM

That is why I have a patio. If I want grass there's a massive load of it outside my office with a team of 8 men to mow it ready for me to walk across it barefoot on a dewy morning.

tigersaw · 31-05-13, 06:24 PM

I love gardening. Its mindless, stops me stressing about work.

Nothing like sitting on a new mown lawn in the sun with beer and fags

Fallout · 31-05-13, 06:24 PM

Silly cricketers. Speaking of Trophy Trucks, I just found a quality vid ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmh-ew1swD4

Tomor · 31-05-13, 07:59 PM

You should dig up all the grass and AstroTurf it Si!

Fallout · 31-05-13, 08:28 PM

Would love to deck the whole thing. Lend us a grand would you Tom?

Tomor · 31-05-13, 08:30 PM

Yeh no worries, will get my chauffeur to drop my account manager off to transfer the funds

Bibio · 31-05-13, 09:02 PM

just spent 3 hours mowing mine today and i have a professional 21'' petrol Dori. to be fair it is the first time i have cut it this year and it was ermmm quite long. filled my garden wheelie bin and half the neighbours with cuttings.

joshwalker094 · 31-05-13, 09:28 PM

Puffs!
I love gardening

Do it part time for a living. Got a fair few customers now.
4 lawn mowers, 2 stimmers, 4 chainsaws, 2 hedgecutters. Blower.
All two stoke( except mowers, petrol)

what's not to love.

Tomor · 31-05-13, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshwalker094

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what's not to love.

the effort of cutting hedges!!

31-05-13, 06:11 PM	#1
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	I hate gardening What a crock of ** gardening is. Mine starts with walking around with a sandwich bag picking up dog crap. Then I mow the lawn with a crappy lawn mower, having to empty it every 5 feet. Why does the grass insist on growing so quickly? It needs to do one. Stupid grass. Everything grows. Why can't it just stay the same? Damn plants. Why is my fence falling down? Why does it have to rot? Why does the dog insist on digging feckin holes? My lawn mower would be better off as a trophy truck with all the dodgy terrain it has to traverse. It sucks. Gardening is a waste of my life, and I wish my garden was dead. Thanks for listening. __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed** - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music)

31-05-13, 06:22 PM	#2
Littlepeahead Member Mega Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The Saaarrrfff Posts: 2,908	Re: I hate gardening That is why I have a patio. If I want grass there's a massive load of it outside my office with a team of 8 men to mow it ready for me to walk across it barefoot on a dewy morning. __________________ Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...

31-05-13, 06:24 PM	#3
tigersaw Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Llanwrtyd Wells Powys Posts: 1,146	Re: I hate gardening I love gardening. Its mindless, stops me stressing about work. Nothing like sitting on a new mown lawn in the sun with beer and fags Last edited by tigersaw; 31-05-13 at 06:25 PM.

31-05-13, 07:59 PM	#5
Tomor Member Mega Poster Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Yateley, Hants Posts: 2,306	I hate gardening You should dig up all the grass and AstroTurf it Si! __________________ Yam XT125R - Sold SV650 -Sold DL 650 K6 - Sold 2012 Street Triple R - For Sale - Linky here

31-05-13, 08:28 PM	#6
Fallout Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Basingstoke Posts: 2,983	Re: I hate gardening Would love to deck the whole thing. Lend us a grand would you Tom? __________________ MotoGoLoco - You knows it The Shed - Suzuki GSX-R 750 K1 \| Triumph Tiger 1050 K6 Fallout Bikes (VLogs, Tutorials, Bike Vids) Fallout Breakbeat (My Music)

31-05-13, 08:30 PM	#7
Tomor Member Mega Poster Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Yateley, Hants Posts: 2,306	Re: I hate gardening Yeh no worries, will get my chauffeur to drop my account manager off to transfer the funds __________________ Yam XT125R - Sold SV650 -Sold DL 650 K6 - Sold 2012 Street Triple R - For Sale - Linky here

31-05-13, 09:02 PM	#8
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,569	Re: I hate gardening just spent 3 hours mowing mine today and i have a professional 21'' petrol Dori. to be fair it is the first time i have cut it this year and it was ermmm quite long. filled my garden wheelie bin and half the neighbours with cuttings.

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