Sorry it gets worse!!!!!!
 

A man goes to visit his doctor,

"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right,"

"Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor.

"They make a HONDA sound"

The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?"

"Well I also have a terrible boil on my ****," replies the man

The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,"

"Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man

"It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."

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ADMIN!!!!

Banning order required over here.......NOW!

Thank you........I'm here all week! :lol: :oops:

Dan...If all else fails stick with an old standard! :lol: :lol:

Here's one....


A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

*kerm boom tish*

I'm sorry, is there a problem? :lol:


.

So this seal walks into a club :lol:

*kerm boom tish*

[quote="Cronos"]
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Oh MY FC*KING god... That is TERRIBLE, but I fell of my chair laughing

I think someones jealous with all these 'honda jokes'. :lol: