ex-girlfriend
 

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic." Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.



"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"



She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"



So I told her to f*ck off....

Vintage :wink: :lol:

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Jesus used to tell that one.

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Didn't know that one :)

classic :lol:

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Bet he didn't tell it as good!

Excellent! :lol: :lol:

It's new on me :lol:

a bit balder? marshall your very bald :lol: :lol: :lol: