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26-09-06, 12:53 PM
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ex-girlfriend
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "magic." Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd "rise" to the challenge.
"Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. "Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to f*ck off.... |
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26-09-06, 12:55 PM
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Vintage
 
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26-09-06, 12:55 PM
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26-09-06, 01:19 PM
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Didn't know that one 
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26-09-06, 01:20 PM
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27-09-06, 04:38 PM
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27-09-06, 04:40 PM
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27-09-06, 04:43 PM
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27-09-06, 04:58 PM
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a bit balder? marshall your very bald
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