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hovis 22-10-06 01:26 PM

2nd & last joke from me today
 
i have broken my 1 rule a day, but cant help it .
this is an old one, but i like it



A woman gets on bus and immediately becomes involved in an argument with driver after he calls her baby ugly, she pays her fare and storms off to get a seat when a man asks "What's the matter, love?" "It's that bloody driver, I've never been so insulted in all my life" she replies.
"Ok" says the man "You go down there and sort him out and I'll look after your monkey!".


:laughat: :smt043

BILLY 22-10-06 01:30 PM

Mildly amusing

hovis 22-10-06 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BILLY
Mildly amusing


Mildly,Mildly,only Mildly

come on its a good un?

anna 22-10-06 01:34 PM

you have clearly been hanging around cuffy too long!! :roll:

Spiderman 22-10-06 01:35 PM

surreal enough to make me giggle. But then again i'm odd and all my favourite jokes are surreal so you can ignore my opinion anytime you like ;)

UlsterSV 22-10-06 01:36 PM

Uh oh. You've defied the mods. Nobody does that and lives to tell about it. Was nice knowing ya, hovi5 :cry: :smt039

Richie 22-10-06 01:38 PM

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Kinvig 22-10-06 01:38 PM

Re: 2nd & last joke from me today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hovi5
i have broken my 1 rule a day, but cant help it .
this is an old one, but i like it



A woman gets on bus and immediately becomes involved in an argument with driver after he calls her baby ugly, she pays her fare and storms off to get a seat when a man asks "What's the matter, love?" "It's that bloody driver, I've never been so insulted in all my life" she replies.
"Ok" says the man "You go down there and sort him out and I'll look after your monkey!".


:laughat: :smt043

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Richie 22-10-06 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hovi5
after a polite request i am only posting one joke a day :cry: .....so this is todays


Steve W 22-10-06 04:40 PM

Yes it is an old one... but I like it :)


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