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22-10-06, 01:26 PM
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2nd & last joke from me today
i have broken my 1 rule a day, but cant help it .
this is an old one, but i like it A woman gets on bus and immediately becomes involved in an argument with driver after he calls her baby ugly, she pays her fare and storms off to get a seat when a man asks "What's the matter, love?" "It's that bloody driver, I've never been so insulted in all my life" she replies. "Ok" says the man "You go down there and sort him out and I'll look after your monkey!".  
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22-10-06, 01:30 PM
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Mildly amusing
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22-10-06, 01:33 PM
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Mildly,Mildly,only Mildly come on its a good un? |
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22-10-06, 01:34 PM
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you have clearly been hanging around cuffy too long!!
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22-10-06, 01:35 PM
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surreal enough to make me giggle. But then again i'm odd and all my favourite jokes are surreal so you can ignore my opinion anytime you like
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22-10-06, 01:36 PM
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Uh oh. You've defied the mods. Nobody does that and lives to tell about it. Was nice knowing ya, hovi5
 
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22-10-06, 01:38 PM
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22-10-06, 01:38 PM
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Re: 2nd & last joke from me today
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22-10-06, 01:41 PM
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22-10-06, 04:40 PM
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Yes it is an old one... but I like it
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