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Old 19-02-06, 10:12 PM   #1
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a little boy is being told by his mum and dad not to pass comment on the appearance on the neighbours new baby as it has no ears.

so next day the little boy is standing with his mum n dad looking at the neighbours new baby. the little boy looks up to the babys mum and says...

what a beautiful face your baby has.. and a lovely nose.. and very dark hair.

why thank you says the babys mum.

the little boy then asks.....is the babys eyesight ok.

why yes says the mum.

thankgod for that says the little boy, cause if he needed glasses he's f***ed!
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Old 20-02-06, 02:49 PM   #2
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Old 20-02-06, 02:55 PM   #3
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Originally Posted by madmal
a little boy is being told by his mum and dad not to pass comment on the appearance on the neighbours new baby as it has no ears.

so next day the little boy is standing with his mum n dad looking at the neighbours new baby. the little boy looks up to the babys mum and says...

what a beautiful face your baby has.. and a lovely nose.. and very dark hair.

why thank you says the babys mum.

the little boy then asks.....is the babys eyesight ok.

why yes says the mum.

thankgod for that says the little boy, cause if he needed glasses he's f***ed!
a variation on an old joke!
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Old 20-02-06, 07:23 PM   #4
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