My turn at a Joke today!

A man enters a pub, sits at the bar and orders a pint.

As he sips his Bitter he happens to notice a large jar containing £20 notes sat behind the barman. He asks the barman what the jar is for.

The Barman explains its the Brave Challenge Fund! Anyone who thinks their brave enough to take the Challenge enters £20, the winner takes all.

Whats the Challenge the man asks.

Well the challenge is split into three tasks.

Task 1 is to drink a pint of every beer on tap in the pub in 4 minutes.

Task 2 is to remove the bad tooth from my foul tempered vigious rottwelier as its driving him crazy and he's not a friendly dog by any stretch.

Task 3 is to go upstairs and give my dying grandmother her last wish which is to give her an orgasm.

By this time the man has had a few and says, go on then, I'll take the challenge.

He gets all the drinks ready and downs them all in 3. He staggers out to the back where the Rottweiler is barking.

Next is the sound of screaming, shouting, crashing, banging and the dog yelping.

In comes the man with ripped shirt, covered in bites and soaked in blood...........








" Right then Barman....... Where's this old lady with a bad tooth"

[Stu]

Didn't see that coming a mile off, oh no, no way


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