Oi Tomcat
 

Reading through the either/or thread...

"male ducks are rapists"

Care to elaborate/explain ? :D

Re: Oi Tomcat
 

All male ducks are swans, anyways.


The ornathologist has spoken.

Re: Oi Tomcat
 

I read an interesting scientific paper on "necrophilia homosexual rape-flight by male ducks". I'll see if I can dig it out.

Re: Oi Tomcat
 

I know that male Mallards force thier attentions on lady Mallards, often to the point where lady Mallard is drowned. Watch ducks on local pond / river, you'll see.

Re: Oi Tomcat
 

http://education.guardian.co.uk/high...432991,00.html

I can't find the actual paper, as I chickened out of typing some of those words into my work search engine hehe.

Re: Oi Tomcat
 

Hahaha I just cut and pasted it into Google (necrophilia homosexual rape-flight by male ducks). Found the paper but couldn't access it. Found the same Gaurdian article and a page titled "Dead Duck ****" which I thought would be a bad idea to look at work ! :lol:

As for the ducks, I'm not giving them any more bread, dirty little *******s ! :lol:

Re: Oi Tomcat
 

Exactly....

One spring day, when I was a young, innocent, influencial girl I witnessed the most gruesome gang attack, and it will never leave me. ALWAYS FEED THE FEMALE, coz the males are horrid - fact .

Re: Oi Tomcat
 

oh and do you mind not 'oi - ing ' me

I am not some dirty scragg cat sh*ting in ya garden ..... I'm a laaaady :D

Re: Oi Tomcat
 

I do apologise, although it is accepted forum etiquette (an I use the word loosely) to "Oi!" :D

Re: Oi Tomcat
 

I'm shocked and stunned... I'll never look at them the same way...

:lol: