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Old 08-03-07, 12:28 PM   #1
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Reading through the either/or thread...

"male ducks are rapists"

Care to elaborate/explain ?
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Old 08-03-07, 12:37 PM   #2
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All male ducks are swans, anyways.


The ornathologist has spoken.
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Old 08-03-07, 01:43 PM   #3
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I read an interesting scientific paper on "necrophilia homosexual rape-flight by male ducks". I'll see if I can dig it out.
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Old 08-03-07, 01:44 PM   #4
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Reading through the either/or thread...

"male ducks are rapists"

Care to elaborate/explain ?
I know that male Mallards force thier attentions on lady Mallards, often to the point where lady Mallard is drowned. Watch ducks on local pond / river, you'll see.
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Old 08-03-07, 01:46 PM   #5
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http://education.guardian.co.uk/high...432991,00.html

I can't find the actual paper, as I chickened out of typing some of those words into my work search engine hehe.
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Old 08-03-07, 01:52 PM   #6
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http://education.guardian.co.uk/high...432991,00.html

I can't find the actual paper, as I chickened out of typing some of those words into my work search engine hehe.
Hahaha I just cut and pasted it into Google (necrophilia homosexual rape-flight by male ducks). Found the paper but couldn't access it. Found the same Gaurdian article and a page titled "Dead Duck ****" which I thought would be a bad idea to look at work !

As for the ducks, I'm not giving them any more bread, dirty little *******s !
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Old 08-03-07, 01:58 PM   #7
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I know that male Mallards force thier attentions on lady Mallards, often to the point where lady Mallard is drowned. Watch ducks on local pond / river, you'll see.

Exactly....

One spring day, when I was a young, innocent, influencial girl I witnessed the most gruesome gang attack, and it will never leave me. ALWAYS FEED THE FEMALE, coz the males are horrid - fact .
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Old 08-03-07, 02:02 PM   #8
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oh and do you mind not 'oi - ing ' me

I am not some dirty scragg cat sh*ting in ya garden ..... I'm a laaaady
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Old 08-03-07, 02:06 PM   #9
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oh and do you mind not 'oi - ing ' me

I am not some dirty scragg cat sh*ting in ya garden ..... I'm a laaaady
I do apologise, although it is accepted forum etiquette (an I use the word loosely) to "Oi!"
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Old 08-03-07, 02:13 PM   #10
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I'm shocked and stunned... I'll never look at them the same way...

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