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mac99 20-07-07 02:42 PM

Kingston Pigeons
 
Pigeons in Kingston, Surrey.

linky

Got to read the comments.

Sosha 20-07-07 02:45 PM

Re: Kingston Pigeons
 
Couldn't get past the £14000

Fourteen thousand squid?????

SoulKiss 20-07-07 02:51 PM

Re: Kingston Pigeons
 
Mix a load of Bicarbonate of Soda with stale bread......

Leave it around the town - ok so you have to pick up the carcases of the exploding pidgeons, but shouldn't cost that much - put a 10p bounty on each one and let the kids earn some pocket money clearing up.

David

the white rabbit 20-07-07 03:06 PM

Re: Kingston Pigeons
 
Funny :lol:

Ceri JC 20-07-07 03:17 PM

Re: Kingston Pigeons
 
Police permission has been obtained for the shoot, which will be carried out in the early hours of the morning. The programme will cost nearly £14,000, with half of that allocated for the first year alone.
Say what?! I'd do 'em in for £100 petrol money and £5 per dead bird. Unless they have more than 2780 pigeons they want culled, they'd be quids in.

Wideboy 20-07-07 03:21 PM

Re: Kingston Pigeons
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulKiss (Post 1242870)

Leave it around the town - ok so you have to pick up the carcases of the exploding pigeons

and tramps :D

Alpinestarhero 20-07-07 03:23 PM

Re: Kingston Pigeons
 
Even easier - leave bread by the vacum vents of the chemistry labs at the uni. Some first year's horribly failed experiment will release noxious gases to kill 'em all :D

Damn pigeons are annoying though, they dont leave you alone when eating your lunch..

Matt

the white rabbit 20-07-07 03:24 PM

Re: Kingston Pigeons
 
Read the comments..read the comments... :lol:

SoulKiss 20-07-07 03:27 PM

Re: Kingston Pigeons
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by alpinestarhero (Post 1242895)
Even easier - leave bread by the vacum vents of the chemistry labs at the uni. Some first year's horribly failed experiment will release noxious gases to kill 'em all :D

Damn pigeons are annoying though, they dont leave you alone when eating your lunch..

Matt

When you are making up your Ham and Cheese sandwiches in the morning, make up a Bicarb of Soda one for the pidgeons.

If you time it right they wont start going off until you have finished eating :)

Alpinestarhero 20-07-07 03:35 PM

Re: Kingston Pigeons
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulKiss (Post 1242899)
When you are making up your Ham and Cheese sandwiches in the morning, make up a Bicarb of Soda one for the pidgeons.

If you time it right they wont start going off until you have finished eating :)

LOL :D That'll make lunchtimes more interesting

Matt


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