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26-12-08, 11:18 PM
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Naff xmas cracker jokes
well someone had to ask....come on what was your worst??
 ..or best  one of mine was what do you get when you cross a fish and two elephants? ...swimming trunks  well me and my 7 yr old thought it were funny
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26-12-08, 11:21 PM
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Re: Naff xmas cracker jokes
I thought Sean's cracker joke was amusing in Eastenders.
I don't normally comment on soaps but it was amusing. |
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26-12-08, 11:26 PM
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26-12-08, 11:27 PM
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Re: Naff xmas cracker jokes
funny you should mention that, I was thinking the same when we started pulling ours tonight. You've just reminded me to get tonights episode on Iplayer. Nasty Nicks back.....I thought he'd been killed orf?
back on topic how do you start a flea race?? One, two, FLEA, go.....
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26-12-08, 11:31 PM
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26-12-08, 11:40 PM
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Re: Naff xmas cracker jokes
yup and one today.
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26-12-08, 11:41 PM
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Re: Naff xmas cracker jokes
Eastenders is crap.....
Coronation Street is where its at, or for full on totty Hollyoaks! 
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26-12-08, 11:43 PM
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26-12-08, 11:55 PM
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Re: Naff xmas cracker jokes
I have to admit that "The Strasse" is the best out there atm.
On Topic, What do snails use to keep their shells shiny?? They use nail varnish........ |
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27-12-08, 12:04 AM
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Re: Naff xmas cracker jokes
groans
when do you know when the tide has gone out It gives a wave
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