Citroen Berlingo on eBay - SV650.org

Paul the 6th · 14-09-10, 08:51 AM

Not my listing nor anybody I know but it really made me laugh:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...m=320589999042

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Originally Posted by eBay listing

.......Performance
"Exhilarating", "starting" and "exciting" are 3 words I would NEVER use to describe the performance of this vehicle. To make this incredible testimony to "white knuckle rides", the manufacturers lovingly installed the best performance diesel engine honed from the finest piece of concrete and recycled toilet tissue available, and then took the turbo away! To be honest, tectonic plates do move quicker but hey, speed isn't everything is it?

Think back to when your stuck in a queue of traffic behind a farm tractor; well this van is that tractors get stuck behind! Outstanding!

........Stopping Power
Why would you want to waste money on ridiculous gimmicks like ABS when you can use the ones on the vehicle in front of you! Besides, ABS is for wooses; and besides you'll never end up going fast enough to warrant using them anyway (see above). Sit back, relax and watch the world panic around you as you fill there ears with graceful tyre squeal and nostrils with the smell of burning rubber!

Viney · 14-09-10, 09:06 AM

There are some classics ont here. My fav was someone selling a Skoda estate once with its own Snail colony!

14-09-10, 10:11 AM

Mwhahahahahahahaha. Amusing!

yorkie_chris · 14-09-10, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Viney

There are some classics ont here. My fav was someone selling a Skoda estate once with its own Snail colony!

Or the classic 406 with the only picture being the car in a ditch.

andrewsmith · 14-09-10, 07:49 PM

haha that is a jem of a listing

Viney · 14-09-10, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by yorkie_chris

Or the classic 406 with the only picture being the car in a ditch.

Yeah i remember that one

14-09-10, 09:00 PM

Top speed of 88mph

0-60---16 seconds.

Brand new...sounds high perfromance to me.

Viney · 15-09-10, 07:44 AM

88mph! The magic number, therefore its cool Even Clarkson liked it iirc.

14-09-10, 09:06 AM	#2
Viney Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the shadows to the left Posts: 7,700	Re: Citroen Berlingo on eBay There are some classics ont here. My fav was someone selling a Skoda estate once with its own Snail colony!

14-09-10, 10:11 AM	#3
Reeder Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Citroen Berlingo on eBay Mwhahahahahahahaha. Amusing!

14-09-10, 07:49 PM	#5
andrewsmith Member Mega Poster Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, Just south of salad dodging country Posts: 7,750	Re: Citroen Berlingo on eBay haha that is a jem of a listing __________________ RIP Reeder 20/07/1988 - 21/03/2012. Always missed squire!!! Every year we meet old friends, gain some new ones, lose old ones and you always remember them all. “Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” Mahatma Gandhi

14-09-10, 09:00 PM	#7
The Basket Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Citroen Berlingo on eBay Top speed of 88mph 0-60---16 seconds. Brand new...sounds high perfromance to me.

15-09-10, 07:44 AM	#8
Viney Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: In the shadows to the left Posts: 7,700	Re: Citroen Berlingo on eBay 88mph! The magic number, therefore its cool Even Clarkson liked it iirc.

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