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Old 20-11-07, 08:50 AM   #1
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Default The tortoise of terror

The tortoise of CAERBANNOG (click)

TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the tortoise?
TIM: It is the tortoise.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary tortoise!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered reptile you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that tortoise's got a vicious streak a mile wide

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Old 20-11-07, 08:59 AM   #2
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What happened to that poor cat? It got the hair scared-off it!!
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Old 20-11-07, 12:34 PM   #3
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Im going to have to show that to my little cousin, she had a tortise that lived freely in the house!!
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Old 20-11-07, 12:36 PM   #4
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Im going to have to show that to my little cousin, she had a tortise that lived freely in the house!!
Someone should have taught her about tenancy agreements
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Old 20-11-07, 12:41 PM   #5
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pmsl!! wasnt funny, was only a small one, everytime i went in there i was scared id step on it!!
hers used to chase the cat aswell!
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Old 20-11-07, 01:09 PM   #6
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what a little nutter.

I'm sure either of those cats could have bitten its little head off with no problem if they really wanted to tho
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Old 20-11-07, 01:12 PM   #7
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pmsl!! wasnt funny, was only a small one, everytime i went in there i was scared id step on it!!
hers used to chase the cat aswell!
HOW does a tortoise CHASE a cat? PMSL!!
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Old 20-11-07, 01:14 PM   #8
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HOW does a tortoise CHASE a cat? PMSL!!

same as that one in the vid, they can move when they want to!
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Old 20-11-07, 01:15 PM   #9
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Oooh, I'm in work, so can't watch youtube (bloody god job actually otherwise I'd never get ANYTHING done!)
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Old 21-11-07, 12:13 AM   #10
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Aggressive tortoise is aggressive That is ace, I want one of those. I'll equip it with spikes.
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