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Old 11-04-08, 11:08 AM   #1
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A dilemna........

Today I received a large package addressed to someone I don`t know (but not the previous house owner). The package contained a magazine of erm.... sexual aids and toys and also another smaller package containing this free pair of knickers.






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Should I keep them and say nothing or should I do the decent thing and return them to the suppliers explaining the person is no longer at this address?
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Old 11-04-08, 11:10 AM   #2
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HEY!!!

They're mine!

How did you get hold of those?!!
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Old 11-04-08, 11:11 AM   #3
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OMG talk about cheesewire....lol
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Old 11-04-08, 11:11 AM   #4
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HEY!!!

They're mine!

How did you get hold of those?!!

OMG!!! well I seem to have your catalogue here too lol
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Old 11-04-08, 11:16 AM   #5
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Can we see them modeled by you before we make the decision?
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Old 11-04-08, 11:16 AM   #6
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A dilemna........

Should I keep them and say nothing or should I do the decent thing and return them to the suppliers explaining the person is no longer at this address?
My step-son gets loads of stuff from his "Friends" - usually incontinence pants and the like!

You got any "Friends" that would find this amusing?
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Old 11-04-08, 11:17 AM   #7
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OMG talk about cheesewire....lol
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Old 11-04-08, 11:19 AM   #8
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Reminds me of something we once did to a kid at school....

Now to be fair, he was the class bully, and deserved everything, especially when you pick on the geeky, but imaginative kids.

Everything had been tried, parents round to talk to his parents who also didnt care etc, I guess they were proto-chavs or something.

Anyways

We found the back pages of the News of the World, and, after securing some stamps and envelopes, signed him up, at his home address for EVERY free offer from all the sex-toy advertisers.

Going by the bruises he sported a week or so later, I think his mum had opened his mail for him :P
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Old 11-04-08, 11:20 AM   #9
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Can we see them modeled by you before we make the decision?

That might just clash with the u rating lol and believe me wouldn`t be a pretty sight.. However I like Dizzy`s idea of cheesewire and might do a demonstration video of them cutting a wedge of cheddar
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Old 11-04-08, 11:21 AM   #10
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My step-son gets loads of stuff from his "Friends" - usually incontinence pants and the like!

You got any "Friends" that would find this amusing?

Not really, my friends would be more likely to send me the incontinence pads lol
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