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18-01-10, 04:03 PM
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my secret must be told
hi for those that dont know im dave pretons mrs and this is my confession
every weekend i paint myself blue ,why i here you ask ,well im 5 foot f all and this makes me look like a SMURF, my dream job is to work in willy wonkas chocolate factory, which i am perfect for as im ginger and a midget i am thankfull that my wonderful husband looks past this obvious issue, in closing i would just like to say catagoricly that it is a very bad idea to mess with dave preston as he does also have a huge revenge streak, which he has no qualms of putting to use ,  revenge is sweet
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18-01-10, 04:05 PM
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Re: my secret must be told
Dave??
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18-01-10, 04:09 PM
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Re: my secret must be told
"He's a very naughty Boy"
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18-01-10, 04:12 PM
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Re: my secret must be told
Never mess with a ginge. I think Mr Preston is in for a hard time and may find conjugal rights are denied for a while.
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18-01-10, 04:13 PM
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18-01-10, 04:13 PM
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18-01-10, 04:28 PM
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Re: my secret must be told
That link may get me in trouble! Innocently, I looked on the web for the link mentioned in that cartoon........I wonder what my office web policy is with regards to girls in the shower with guitars?
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18-01-10, 04:29 PM
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Re: my secret must be told
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"Oh no he isn't"  "Always look on the bright side of life."
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18-01-10, 04:29 PM
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Re: my secret must be told
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And you said I was working my way up the hit list!
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18-01-10, 04:34 PM
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Re: my secret must be told
Dave, you is getting naughty.
Expect retribution to be both swift and painful
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