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Old 18-01-10, 04:03 PM   #1
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hi for those that dont know im dave pretons mrs and this is my confession
every weekend i paint myself blue ,why i here you ask ,well im 5 foot f all and this makes me look like a SMURF, my dream job is to work in willy wonkas chocolate factory, which i am perfect for as im ginger and a midget
i am thankfull that my wonderful husband looks past this obvious issue, in closing i would just like to say catagoricly that it is a very bad idea to mess with dave preston as he does also have a huge revenge streak, which he has no qualms of putting to use ,


















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Old 18-01-10, 04:05 PM   #2
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Dave??
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Old 18-01-10, 04:09 PM   #3
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"He's a very naughty Boy"
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Old 18-01-10, 04:12 PM   #4
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Never mess with a ginge. I think Mr Preston is in for a hard time and may find conjugal rights are denied for a while.
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Old 18-01-10, 04:13 PM   #5
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hey your the one called brian
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Old 18-01-10, 04:13 PM   #6
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hi for those that dont know im dave pretons mrs and this is my confession
every weekend i paint myself blue ,why i here you ask ,well im 5 foot f all and this makes me look like a SMURF, my dream job is to work in willy wonkas chocolate factory, which i am perfect for as im ginger and a midget
i am thankfull that my wonderful husband looks past this obvious issue, in closing i would just like to say catagoricly that it is a very bad idea to mess with dave preston as he does also have a huge revenge streak, which he has no qualms of putting to use ,
a 5ft ginger smurf...I think rule 34 applies here...
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Old 18-01-10, 04:28 PM   #7
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That link may get me in trouble! Innocently, I looked on the web for the link mentioned in that cartoon........I wonder what my office web policy is with regards to girls in the shower with guitars?
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Old 18-01-10, 04:29 PM   #8
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hey your the one called brian

"Oh no he isn't"

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Old 18-01-10, 04:29 PM   #9
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hey your the one called brian


And you said I was working my way up the hit list!
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Old 18-01-10, 04:34 PM   #10
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Dave, you is getting naughty.

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