War wound tale. - SV650.org

26-07-10, 02:58 PM

I had a minor op 2 weeks ago and have had the last stitches removed today. I am to be left with a scar with a length of about the width of 3 fingers. The surgical intervention was for real boring reasons reasons really and so am left with the need of a yarn of derring do that I can use as an intro with the ladies.

I hoping the folks of the good ship sv650.org might have a suitable idea or three?

Oh

the scar is slightly back from my right ear at the base of my skull.

Biker Biggles · 26-07-10, 03:01 PM

Was it your lobotomy done by a drunkard brain surgeon?

26-07-10, 03:05 PM

tell the ladies it was for boring reasons, a surgical intervention if you like

then rely on natural whit and charm to win them over. you can't base a relationship (shag) on a foundation of lies Ped.....

Bibio · 26-07-10, 03:14 PM

tell the ladies that its a new kind of 'tag' for people that are so dangerous to society that you have to be monitored 24/7 and if you get up to any mischief they send a signal into your brain to stop you doing what you are doing and then send an armed response unit to come and get you. all because the lady loves milk tray.

Bri w · 26-07-10, 04:17 PM

Just tell them it is a training scar, and you are hoping to qualify for the 2012 Olympics in fencing ----- or dry stone walling

26-07-10, 04:31 PM

say you got stabbed with a spoon

they will love that

26-07-10, 04:53 PM

Alien implant, lol

26-07-10, 02:58 PM	#1
Pedrosa Guest Posts: n/a	War wound tale. I had a minor op 2 weeks ago and have had the last stitches removed today. I am to be left with a scar with a length of about the width of 3 fingers. The surgical intervention was for real boring reasons reasons really and so am left with the need of a yarn of derring do that I can use as an intro with the ladies. I hoping the folks of the good ship sv650.org might have a suitable idea or three? Oh the scar is slightly back from my right ear at the base of my skull.

26-07-10, 03:01 PM	#2
Biker Biggles Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Barnet Herts Posts: 5,071	Re: War wound tale. Was it your lobotomy done by a drunkard brain surgeon? __________________ On a clear day we stand there and look further than the ordinary eye can see.

26-07-10, 03:05 PM	#3
keithd Guest Posts: n/a	Re: War wound tale. tell the ladies it was for boring reasons, a surgical intervention if you like then rely on natural whit and charm to win them over. you can't base a relationship (shag) on a foundation of lies Ped.....

26-07-10, 03:14 PM	#4
Bibio Member Mega Poster Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: here as devil's advocate Posts: 11,569	Re: War wound tale. tell the ladies that its a new kind of 'tag' for people that are so dangerous to society that you have to be monitored 24/7 and if you get up to any mischief they send a signal into your brain to stop you doing what you are doing and then send an armed response unit to come and get you. all because the lady loves milk tray.

26-07-10, 04:17 PM	#5
Bri w Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Turre, Almeria Posts: 668	Re: War wound tale. Just tell them it is a training scar, and you are hoping to qualify for the 2012 Olympics in fencing ----- or dry stone walling __________________ *"It's not the years in your life, it's the life in your years."* Currently - Fighting the urge... seen a nice Triumph America Previously - Honda CB125, Honda CB400-4 & BSA B40, Moto Guzzi 850, Yamaha RD250, Suzuki GT380, Kawasaki Z1B, Kawasaki Z650, Honda VFR, Triumph Street Triple R.

26-07-10, 04:31 PM	#6
barwel1992 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: War wound tale. say you got stabbed with a spoon they will love that

26-07-10, 04:53 PM	#7
Bluefish Guest Posts: n/a	Re: War wound tale. Alien implant, lol

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