I've just been run over - SV650.org

01-11-10, 10:08 AM

No big deal,going round for the paper and a mobility scooter comes charging round the corner and runs over my foot knocking me out of the way. Best about it is the old biddy doesn't bother to stop but carries on regardless.-----is this a fail to stop accident

MOBILITY SCOOTERS ARE A MENACE

Probably a comedy to anybody watching,me sat on my rse then chasing down the road after a mobility scooter,but it could have been serious and it was devil may care attitude that upset me more than anything.

Posted to cheer you up on a Monday morning

01-11-10, 10:10 AM

There is an "old dear" round here that will drive her mobility scooter on the pavement and more fool you if you dont move out of the way when she is coming.
She will mow you down if you dare to have a stand off!

Hope your foot is OK

01-11-10, 10:30 AM

washing line her....

01-11-10, 10:34 AM

Run her over on yer bike.

01-11-10, 10:42 AM

Punch her in the face

maviczap · 01-11-10, 11:33 AM

Dob her in to the old bill

Or set a man trap for tomorrow morning muruhahaha

01-11-10, 11:43 AM

dob her into the old bill then goto your docs/hospital and then contact a ambulance chaser.
I'm sure they'll happily sue her for you for neglagence of running you over.

Failing that, cheese wire at 1inch high should slow her down a little

01-11-10, 12:59 PM

Many years ago when I worked in Sainsburys an old bloke on a mobility scooter ran over another customer who promptly had a fit on the floor, all credit to the Manager who immediately banned the old bloke for driving dangerously.

01-11-10, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 454697819

washing line her....

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Originally Posted by beabert

Run her over on yer bike.

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Originally Posted by reeder

Punch her in the face

Love those answers!

01-11-10, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 454697819

washing line her....

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Originally Posted by beabert

Run her over on yer bike.

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Originally Posted by reeder

Punch her in the face

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Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

Love those answers!

+1 specially the punch her in the face one. Made me laugh did that.

01-11-10, 10:08 AM	#1
Dicky Ticker Guest Posts: n/a	I've just been run over No big deal,going round for the paper and a mobility scooter comes charging round the corner and runs over my foot knocking me out of the way. Best about it is the old biddy doesn't bother to stop but carries on regardless.-----is this a fail to stop accident MOBILITY SCOOTERS ARE A MENACE Probably a comedy to anybody watching,me sat on my rse then chasing down the road after a mobility scooter,but it could have been serious and it was devil may care attitude that upset me more than anything. Posted to cheer you up on a Monday morning Last edited by Dicky Ticker; 01-11-10 at 10:15 AM.

01-11-10, 10:10 AM	#2
minimorecambe Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I've just been run over There is an "old dear" round here that will drive her mobility scooter on the pavement and more fool you if you dont move out of the way when she is coming. She will mow you down if you dare to have a stand off! Hope your foot is OK

01-11-10, 10:30 AM	#3
454697819 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I've just been run over washing line her....

01-11-10, 10:34 AM	#4
beabert Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I've just been run over Run her over on yer bike.

01-11-10, 10:42 AM	#5
Reeder Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I've just been run over Punch her in the face

01-11-10, 11:33 AM	#6
maviczap Member Mega Poster Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,097	Re: I've just been run over Dob her in to the old bill Or set a man trap for tomorrow morning muruhahaha __________________ We're riding out tonight to case the promised land Make everyday count RIP Reeder - Jolly Green Giant and comedy genius

01-11-10, 11:43 AM	#7
collis Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I've just been run over dob her into the old bill then goto your docs/hospital and then contact a ambulance chaser. I'm sure they'll happily sue her for you for neglagence of running you over. Failing that, cheese wire at 1inch high should slow her down a little

01-11-10, 12:59 PM	#8
Gabriel2k Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I've just been run over Many years ago when I worked in Sainsburys an old bloke on a mobility scooter ran over another customer who promptly had a fit on the floor, all credit to the Manager who immediately banned the old bloke for driving dangerously.